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  1. Latest episode of Podcast: Lee Eisenberg -- Writer of The Office and Ghostbusters 3 on The @Gentlemens Club -- http://tinyurl.com/ycufhtc
  2. So how's that Jerry Springer move to Connecticut going? Just as you'd expect Guy from Alabama punches guy from TX in hotel http://ow.ly/AICt
  3. Crazy loud neighbor lady with the smoker's voice is definitely yelling at my roommate who's singing the shower.
  4. I'm the guy who didn't adjust his fantasy team and now has two guys on the bye in my lineup. Never wanted to be that guy but I am.
  5. RT @questlove: hell is now freezing over. @JLo
  6. There are rumors that the Lakers are on 710 ESPN, just strange that aren't doing a better job at promoting it with banner ads on every site
  7. I love hearing my friend's stories about inner-condo-community politics.
  8. First time for me looking at this Twitter lists thing and I have to say I'm honored @suitablegirl to have made it on your lulz list
  9. First sighting of a guy in Yankees gear that's being worn for the first time in nine years.
  10. Overheard two corporate types complaining about how the ladies in their office don't dress professionally. "They dress like sluts"
  11. @SVPshow I changed stations when u were talking NASCAR luckily I changed back on time to hear the Madieu Williams story. MORE MARK PORTUGAL!
  12. Happy Birthday @ADeLesDernier
  13. @vilibara I would have been much more clever. Who gets stabbed in front of a Target? I would've gone with a Sizzler.
  14. @vilibara Noooo that doesn't look like me and I had no idea that Blockbuster still existed. http://bit.ly/3kqYmY
  15. Ladies of Burbank, here's your chance to be a millionaire. http://ow.ly/zhB2
  16. Rube Baker's having a power lunch with 2 H'wood types. They're eating Hana Grill definitely the classiest teriyaki joint in this food court.
  17. Yet another Rube Baker sighting at the Westside Pavilion. Maybe today's the day I go say hi. Maybe.
  18. Win every argument with these five words, "I saw it on Tyra." It works, I just saw it happen
  19. ChickFilA opening 4 new stores tomorrow this is great news for people in Newark, Little Rock, Yukon & Orlando but it still does zero 4 me
  20. And batting fifth...Nick Swisher? That sounds like a World Championship lineup.