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  1. OH MY GOD THIS NEW TV IS HUGE IT'S GOING TO EAT THE APARTMENT SEND HELP 8:55 AM Dec 17th from twidroid
  2. @pterodactyls I got your back, girl. SCREEEEEE 1:07 PM Dec 10th from TwitterGadget in reply to pterodactyls
  3. Somebody down the hall has some really good-smelling chili. WANT 1:01 PM Dec 1st from TwitterGadget
  4. @skyspun Oh no, you're under attack from every kid in my sixth grade class in 1994! Was he wearing a Tommy Hilfiger tee shirt too? 1:00 PM Dec 1st from TwitterGadget in reply to skyspun
  5. Uuuuuh why am I still in Pennsylvania? Oh right, FLAT TIRE. AND A FUCKING FLAT SPARE. Thank FSM for @savewillie & the PA Turnpike Authority. 12:55 PM Nov 25th from twidroid
  6. Mission: Try to keep @savewillie out of the Steelers memorabilia at the Breezewood travel plaza. Status: FAILURE. 8:15 AM Nov 25th from twidroid
  7. On the tour of Turnpike Bathrooms of Questionable Cleanliness with @savewillie to see @gobeker & @SenatorCyborg. Happy Thanksgiving! 8:12 AM Nov 25th from twidroid
  8. oooh tweeting from Xbox THE FUTURE 2:42 PM Nov 22nd from Xbox LIVE
  9. Oh, Bill Belichick. Remember the last time your 4th down gamble backfired and you lost that Super Bowl? Thanks for the assist. COLTS! 9:19 PM Nov 15th from TwitterGadget
  10. @aspenglow Oh man, I love GTA too, and my husband just got the new expansion for GTA 4. Whee! 8:43 AM Nov 15th from twidroid in reply to aspenglow
  11. So effin sleepy, and this shit weather is doing nothing to help. Also, GAWD, I need a moisturizing mask already. Stupid indoor heat! 2:10 PM Nov 12th from twidroid
  12. It steams my clams when people comment on my knitting, "I used to do that, but I don't have time anymore." What am I, some lady of leisure? 9:55 AM Nov 12th from twidroid
  13. @skyspun OMG I loooove that song. It's so well-composed, I could barf. 6:55 AM Nov 12th from twidroid in reply to skyspun
  14. Damn, lady who just burst into the bathroom, peed and washed with the force of a hurricane, and rushed out, where's the fire? 11:20 AM Nov 6th from TwitterGadget
  15. @skyspun My husband is so bad about that that we're considering a 2nd car. I got home on time tonight only because he stayed home! 4:11 PM Nov 5th from twidroid in reply to skyspun
  16. This nail stuff stinks, and it tingles (although not unpleasantly). Oh Nailtiques gods, please to smile on me and give me non-shitty nails. 8:37 PM Nov 4th from web
  17. @savewillie's version of "I'll be there at 6 pm": 6:36 PM and I'm still waiting outside. >:( 3:38 PM Nov 3rd from twidroid
  18. Uuuuuhhh I am grouchy this afternoon, and the next person who bitches to me about their cold while standing six inches away is going to DIE. 11:15 AM Nov 3rd from twidroid
  19. My Halloween costume: person with dead car battery. Oh, sorry, SEXY person with dead car battery. 9:54 AM Oct 31st from twidroid
  20. Don't know if any of y'all are as into trying drugstore makeup as I am, but E.L.F. cosmetics appear to be at Target for the holidays. LOVE. 2:40 PM Oct 30th from web