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  1. So if lower taxes and smaller government are the answer to all problems, why is SC's unemployment rate 12.1% and NY's 9%?
  2. George Bush said terrorists should be "tried in courts here in the US," and nobody was upset. http://tinyurl.com/yccln43
  3. I know how to cut $200 billion out of health care costs. Do you? http://bit.ly/2Btgs8 via @addthis
  4. Breaking News: Americans are fat and lazy and our health care is expensive! Duh. http://bit.ly/14QPDb
  5. The adjoining conference to this is the Academy for Psychosomatic Medicine. If it's psychosomatic, why do you need medicine?
  6. Following a dreadlocked Freegan through every trash barrel on Flamingo Dr
  7. An Enchanted Forest in the lobby of the Bellagio makes no sense aesthetically
  8. Go to Starbucks in Vegas and try to find table w/o gambling apparatus to eat oatmeal on. Give up. Eat while walking.
  9. The Flying Sardines are not a circus act. It is me & 200 other people on Continental Flt 587 to Vegas. Do not touch me with your H1N1 hands!
  10. What's up with GOP and women lately? Fiorina calls out Boxer for asking to be called "Senator," not "ma'am"! http://tinyurl.com/yj88yd2
  11. GOP says Dems who vote against reform like WWII vets fighting 3rd Reich. Noblesse oblige. http://tinyurl.com/ycqh8um
  12. Hispanic terrorists named Jason are trying to overthrow America! http://tinyurl.com/yhote9
  13. All Muslims are mass murderers just like all people who work in offices.
  14. Good job Senator DeMint. Eating your own babies is the best way to thrive in Darwinworld! http://tinyurl.com/yc2f5hw
  15. Just had lunch with John Burwell. He voted for Resolution 2 not because he believes it, but "in submission to Bishop Lawrence." More later.
  16. Armageddon is coming. http://bit.ly/26NuSM
  17. I'm so excited. Andre is running for Guv. I will never run out of things to tweet.
  18. In that northern Carolina, neither Dems or Repubs report their plane flights: http://bit.ly/21qIjN via @addthis
  19. Richard Eckstrom told me that 70's era interest rates were Jimmy Carter's fault. Does that mean 2009 interest rates are Obama's?
  20. The House Dems are spineless. 12 million will still be uninsured under the House bill. At least the GOP admits they don't care.