I have a suggestion that might help NuLabour in the polls. Just for once, try admitting you were bloody well WRONG. It won't hurt, honest.
about 2 hours ago
from twitterrific
|
|
Jacqui Smith makes me want to do stabby things with knitting needles. So if you don't see me for 42 days, you know why.
about 2 hours ago
from twitterrific
|
|
@keibro @cshick Given the shortness of hair and strength of 'Murican accents, I'm thinking CIA? Pass my tinfoil hat...
about 6 hours ago
from mobile web
in reply to keibro
|
|
Sitting in a hotel hosting an Iraqi telecoms conference opp. US Embassy. Lots of men with sidearm bulges under armpits.
about 6 hours ago
from twitterrific
|
|
Oops, typo: sitting opposite John HAYES MP. Not keen on foxes or gays, judging by http://tinyurl.com/4bvjlf
about 7 hours ago
from web
|
|
Sitting opposite John Mates MP. What should I be lobbying him about?
about 8 hours ago
from twitterrific
|
|
Dear parents of kids on this train: I'm no psychologist, but addressing them as "little feckers" will lead to problems in later life...
about 8 hours ago
from twitterrific
|
|
Why the hell would you board a train with two toddlers, a 2l bottle of coke and NO OTHER DISTRACTIONS for the kids?
about 9 hours ago
from twitterrific
|
|
Dodging tiny women driving enormous Range Rovers. Why drive something 14,000 times your own mass?
about 10 hours ago
from mobile web
|
|
The therapy session's going well - all boys are gits, and ice cream is a better substitute. Apparently. http://twitpic.com/fvbj
06:15 AM October 12, 2008
from twitterrific
|
|
About to go shopping, as distraction therapy for daughter who's just been dumped. Trip may also involve therapeutic quantities of icecream.
02:46 AM October 12, 2008
from web
|
|
Still writing the Proposal That Will Not Die.
02:22 AM October 12, 2008
from web
|
|
|
|
|
I've got to the stage of this proposal doc where I can't tell if I'm writing deal-clinching prose, or buttock-clenching bollocks.
08:14 AM October 11, 2008
from web
|
|
@Plip Try Popcorn - paid for, but cheap and effective
08:11 AM October 11, 2008
from web
in reply to Plip
|
|
@dogwonder I see your Lincoln Cathedral, and raise you York Minster...
02:08 PM October 10, 2008
from web
in reply to dogwonder
|
|
@infobunny I like me better as a panda. Truer to my inner furry cuddliness, I feel. Except the claws, of course.
09:01 AM October 10, 2008
from web
in reply to infobunny
|
|
Back to being a panda. Being a self-facilitated media node really wasn't me.
08:34 AM October 10, 2008
from web
|
|
|
|
|
@dineshtantri Funny you should ask that, I'm writing a scenario right now...
08:26 AM October 10, 2008
from web
in reply to dineshtantri
|
|