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I have a suggestion that might help NuLabour in the polls. Just for once, try admitting you were bloody well WRONG. It won't hurt, honest.
Jacqui Smith makes me want to do stabby things with knitting needles. So if you don't see me for 42 days, you know why.
@keibro @cshick Given the shortness of hair and strength of 'Murican accents, I'm thinking CIA? Pass my tinfoil hat...
Sitting in a hotel hosting an Iraqi telecoms conference opp. US Embassy. Lots of men with sidearm bulges under armpits.
Oops, typo: sitting opposite John HAYES MP. Not keen on foxes or gays, judging by http://tinyurl.com/4bvjlf
Sitting opposite John Mates MP. What should I be lobbying him about?
Dear parents of kids on this train: I'm no psychologist, but addressing them as "little feckers" will lead to problems in later life...
Why the hell would you board a train with two toddlers, a 2l bottle of coke and NO OTHER DISTRACTIONS for the kids?
Dodging tiny women driving enormous Range Rovers. Why drive something 14,000 times your own mass?
The therapy session's going well - all boys are gits, and ice cream is a better substitute. Apparently. http://twitpic.com/fvbj
About to go shopping, as distraction therapy for daughter who's just been dumped. Trip may also involve therapeutic quantities of icecream.
Still writing the Proposal That Will Not Die.
@colinschlueter Safe travels, don't stay away too long!
I've got to the stage of this proposal doc where I can't tell if I'm writing deal-clinching prose, or buttock-clenching bollocks.
@Plip Try Popcorn - paid for, but cheap and effective
@dogwonder I see your Lincoln Cathedral, and raise you York Minster...
@infobunny I like me better as a panda. Truer to my inner furry cuddliness, I feel. Except the claws, of course.
Back to being a panda. Being a self-facilitated media node really wasn't me.
@dineshtantri Funny you should ask that, I'm writing a scenario right now...
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