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  1. In hindsight, I'm not sure why the Art Instruction Schools didn't focus on finding the students who *couldn't* draw Tippy the Turtle. about 13 hours ago from web
  2. @leeunkrich "Audition" & "Inland Empire". about 13 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to leeunkrich
  3. "I got so much honey, the bees envy me"? That's not envy. You took their honey. Dick. 8:51 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  4. On the basis of television, there are really only two jobs left: DNA expert, and British person who shouts at Americans. 7:45 PM Nov 21st from web
  5. If I've learned one thing from "Supernanny", it's that you really can't underestimate the American dad's love for the denim short. 7:38 PM Nov 21st from web
  6. Ad: "Every 3 minutes, someone is told they have breast cancer". Somehow, that makes it sound like it's the telling that needs to be stopped. 1:09 PM Nov 21st from web
  7. Got DVD screener of "(500) Days of Summer" in the mail. Intrigued to see it, but there's one thing about (the) title that (be)wilders (m)e. 7:40 PM Nov 20th from web
  8. Twitter's gone from asking "What are you doing?" to "What's happening?" Only a matter of time before it just asks, "So...?" 5:35 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. #followfriday @truprecht (writer of late shows, funny man) 5:32 PM Nov 20th from web
  10. #followfriday @carr2n (NYT Media person/memoirist David Carr, formerly known as the Carpetbagger) 5:24 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. #followfriday @johnmoe (because he's funny, and not just because of his very kind #ff recommendation) 5:22 PM Nov 20th from web
  12. http://twitpic.com/qaprs - "Hey, should we maybe make the 'Hosted by' part a different font or color or something?" "Nah." 5:05 PM Nov 20th from TwitPic
  13. Reality Show Idea: 16 talented young producers compete for the chance to fix whatever went wrong with "Project Runway" this season. 4:36 PM Nov 20th from web
  14. @johnmoe There are 2 types of Timmy: Child in danger, or 300-lb. bouncer. I'm neither small enough nor large enough for my name's diminutive 11:23 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to johnmoe
  15. "And Here's the Kicker" by @michaelbsacks is an amazing book about comedy writing. Buy it despite this: http://twitpic.com/q8pw1 9:48 AM Nov 20th from web
  16. I wonder if Dr. Pepper ever regrets taking that serum that sometimes transforms him into the evil Mr. Pibb. 11:12 PM Nov 19th from web
  17. To me, the sad thing about "New Moon" is, once again, Hollywood chose to go with CGI and not cast an actual werewolf actor in that part. 8:44 PM Nov 19th from web
  18. I would watch "Dancing With the Stars" if it were done without the stars' prior knowledge or consent. 9:33 PM Nov 17th from web
  19. "Doesn't have to be movie-related. Just give me the name of an object that will fit inside our stores." 9:26 PM Nov 17th from web
  20. On the basis of my local store, Blockbuster's had lots of corporate brainstorming meetings lately that begin, "Just name things people buy." 9:25 PM Nov 17th from web