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  1. I'm fascinated by the additions that the "Twilight" series has made to monster mythology, like making werewolves allergic to shirts.
  2. @scott_p_clark Wow, thanks! Watched "Dug's Secret Mission" this AM and loved it. (And it made me want to see Kevin the Bird's backstory.)
  3. "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline." Yes. Maybe she was born with a coat of shiny red lipstick. Let's not rule anything out.
  4. Contrary to all expectations, "2012" isn't about the John Cusack character from "1408" requesting a room on a higher floor.
  5. 1:45 AM: "I'm sleepy." "Me too. But let's re-watch the first 5 minutes of 'Up'." (96 minutes later:) "Wow. That was really good."
  6. Robert Pattinson: "The hair is 75% of my performance." Oh, come on. Don't sell your hair short like that.
  7. Well, yes, Kay Jewelers, every kiss does "begin with Kay", but so does every killing, and I don't hear you taking credit for that.
  8. Show I Would Watch: A Gus Van Sant-style shot-for-shot remake of NBC's "Joey", with the Matt LeBlanc role played by a baby kangaroo.
  9. One day, I'd like to visit Wales, and see their rabbits made of cheese.
  10. @danharmon Keep watching. Tyler Perry shows up as Madea soon.
  11. @CuriosityKat A little too derivative of Merce Cunningham for my tastes.
  12. "2012" has a running time of 158 minutes, which may seem long, but 40 minutes of that are the dream ballet.
  13. Good point about last night's "Glee" from @poniewozik : C. Colfer's song is much better the 2nd time you watch it: http://bit.ly/14GT9e
  14. News item: "Cheerleading Second-Most Dangerous Sport for HS/College Students". Number one, as always: Chainsaw wrestling.
  15. "Here is my dish inspired by the Circus Circus casino. It is sliced sadness, in a regret sauce, topped with a sense of a life gone wrong."
  16. Still bummed about "Dollhouse", but hopeful Fox repurposes the set for a new series, "Vampire Roommates with Excellent Taste in Home Decor".
  17. @LiamBNKDeery You make an excellent point.
  18. Sad to see "Dollhouse" canceled, but I plan to just pretend its cast members' future series are new extended "engagements".
  19. It makes me sad that "Arrested Development" went off the air before a blue-painted Tobias Funke could audition for "Avatar".
  20. Well, Mitch Albom was right about there being five people you meet in heaven, but waaaay off on the specifics. http://bit.ly/2z3Gob