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  1. Tiger Woods' wife went ten over par on his face!
  2. Thank God for Black Friday, or as I like to call it, Frotteurism Friday.
  3. RT @OGOchoCinco: Nice catch right there, WOW -- Totally. I enjoy watching Marshall and OchoCinco. Playmakers!
  4. Back home from great time with family in NC. Willowbrook Golf Club Thanksgiving was epic.
  5. I'm thankful my relatives can't hear me defiling their downstairs bathroom. Courtesy flush!
  6. RT @leylacompani: I totally miss @timandrews1005. Waaaaaaaa...... Awww - wish you were here!
  7. Just finished polishing off lasagna at Carrabba's in Chapel Hill. Full belly after a long drive + seeing family = good times.
  8. @PhilHendrieShow Has Chris Norton seen the website: hotchickswithdouchebags.com?
  9. RT @WSB_TV: 20 Arrested In Prostitution Sting: Does any good news ever come out of Clayton County? http://bit.ly/6Bz2vd (pics!!!)
  10. RT @PerezHilton: #ShameOnYouABC #GMAfail -- Thank you, ABC. I don't care that he's gay -- But if you're gonna suck, do it the GOOD way.
  11. Thanks to @katiekayne for stopping by today. Missed it? Check out The Regular Guys Podcast later today at www.regularguys.com.
  12. Rhianna's cleavage, lack of pants, rooster haircut = boner-inducing family entertainment. Well done, GMA!
  13. Maria Bambord = Me buying all my Christmas gifts at Target. Yay!
  14. RT @WSB_TV: RT @ktvu: Zoo Sells Sparkling Reindeer-Dung Jewelry http://bit.ly/91PUy5 (Can we even say it glows?)
  15. RT: @drivinncryin Great film about our Chattanooga show made by Eric von Haessler from the Regular Guys on Rock 100.5 http://bit.ly/4MCr2y
  16. TRG: Craigslist Confidential (Turkey Talkers), Pornstar Password w/ @katiekayne, and a replay of Sebas protesting UGA VII in Athens.
  17. Mix-Master Mark is slapping the shit out of Sebas...
  18. Check out Sebas -- Protesting UGA VII's Funeral - SSSTV http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  19. Up next on The Regular Guys: Pastor James David Manning from @ATLAHWorldwide talks about Obama and takes your calls @ 888-9-REGULAR.
  20. It's on -- get ready -- The News Jog with Thunderclap Newman (Dave Stone) from the Beards of Comedy.