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i seem to have misplaced my modifier. can you help me find it? must have mixed it up with my metaphors.
i forgot all about MGMT. time to pretend is hitting the spot.
@stefanhartwig remembers drinking a pumpkin spice latte on oct 8th 3 yrs ago. ??? Who has that kind of memory?
asking chacha for medical advice. Maybe he/she will save me a copay.
if you notice cream cheese in my hair, it's b/c i just got cream cheese in my hair.
that's it. must be about the 7th pair of shoes eaten by this dog. about ready to take @mitchkramez's advice.
@fakemichaelhall that's funny i dreamt my brother died from an accident on a flying guitar cake.
11hrs of sleep much? that was weird.
What is it with lines and ppl standing on top of u. Is it me? Am I doing it wrong?
bot to watch 'the express' with 10 yr old. Pehaps it will improve my fantasy football techniques.
what a beautiful, rainy day.
white russians always taste like what i 'think' egg-nog is going to taste like. therefore, w.r's are the new eggnog of choice this year.
u have no idea how much I hate ppl when i'm grocery shopping. My food just got sneezed all over. In a very gross way.
@hughweber 2 options. self-defense, or clinical insanity. you pick.
how do you train a dog to not eat your shoes? or conversely, how do you train a human to remember to put their shoes away from the dog?
couple o cold/rainy soccer games
mmmm white russians. and unlike @michaellehmkuhl's red vine wishful thinking, this is the real deal.
@michaellehmkuhl not my best performance of the 3 so far.
just sang brandy y're a fine girl on two different voicemails. Thinkin bout callin @electricpulp's vm next. Anyone else?