i seem to have misplaced my modifier. can you help me find it? must have mixed it up with my metaphors.
about 3 hours ago
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i forgot all about MGMT. time to pretend is hitting the spot.
about 3 hours ago
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@stefanhartwig remembers drinking a pumpkin spice latte on oct 8th 3 yrs ago. ??? Who has that kind of memory?
about 4 hours ago
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asking chacha for medical advice. Maybe he/she will save me a copay.
about 5 hours ago
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if you notice cream cheese in my hair, it's b/c i just got cream cheese in my hair.
about 7 hours ago
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that's it. must be about the 7th pair of shoes eaten by this dog. about ready to take @mitchkramez's advice.
about 9 hours ago
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@fakemichaelhall that's funny i dreamt my brother died from an accident on a flying guitar cake.
about 10 hours ago
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11hrs of sleep much? that was weird.
about 11 hours ago
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What is it with lines and ppl standing on top of u. Is it me? Am I doing it wrong?
01:32 PM October 12, 2008
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bot to watch 'the express' with 10 yr old. Pehaps it will improve my fantasy football techniques.
01:30 PM October 12, 2008
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white russians always taste like what i 'think' egg-nog is going to taste like. therefore, w.r's are the new eggnog of choice this year.
06:49 PM October 11, 2008
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u have no idea how much I hate ppl when i'm grocery shopping. My food just got sneezed all over. In a very gross way.
04:17 PM October 11, 2008
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how do you train a dog to not eat your shoes? or conversely, how do you train a human to remember to put their shoes away from the dog?
09:25 AM October 11, 2008
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couple o cold/rainy soccer games
09:02 AM October 11, 2008
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mmmm white russians. and unlike @michaellehmkuhl's red vine wishful thinking, this is the real deal.
07:07 PM October 10, 2008
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just sang brandy y're a fine girl on two different voicemails. Thinkin bout callin @electricpulp's vm next. Anyone else?
06:53 PM October 10, 2008
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