tikilovegod
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20 years later, I still get bits of the Dragnet Rap stuck in my head. Is this what getting old is going to be like?
about 6 hours ago
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@ my heart goes out to you. We were in that exact situation a few years ago, with the cat tearing up my wife's sister's leg.
8:30 AM Dec 22nd
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@ OMG man! What happened to Santa? What did you do to Santa, Aron?!?
5:48 AM Dec 22nd
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in reply to AronHead
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@ You went to the ER just to take a picture of some guy's bandaged hand? From the angle of the photo, I'd say you sat on his lap...
5:47 AM Dec 22nd
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in reply to AronHead
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@ Your life right now sounds like a slow-motion episode of House. I hope whatever it is gets better soon.
6:38 AM Dec 21st
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in reply to bafadam
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@ In the book, the monkeys were slaves to a golden hat, like a genie in a lamp. Dorothy used the hat. Glinda wished them free.
6:38 PM Dec 20th
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in reply to KimblyPants
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OH: "Were they literal fish sticks?"
5:25 PM Dec 17th
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@ Awww... I must have left the bread in the oven too long. Crust is burned.
12:02 PM Dec 16th
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in reply to jqgill
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DFW friends: they cancelled my Pet Santa gig. Again. After I had the suit on. This PetSmart is run by fraggles, apparently.
9:00 AM Dec 12th
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I've always had a hard time taking Blackberry-style phones seriously. To me, they look like the latest evolution in calculator watches.
10:08 AM Dec 11th
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@ Allergy test cost me a little more than a standard doctor's visit. Only worth it if you intend to follow up with treatment.
8:54 AM Dec 8th
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in reply to LittleMarkBerry
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@ "Why do you write SF? Why not another genre?"
7:16 AM Dec 5th
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in reply to StarShipSofa
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@ I keep waiting for one of you to bust out into something along the lines of "I like front butts and I cannot lie..."
1:40 PM Dec 4th
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in reply to torikitty
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Me: I'm so tired of being snowed under at work.
Her: It's a Winter Wonderland of Shit!
Me: Yippee. I can build a shitman.
1:01 PM Dec 4th
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@ That's the spirit! And it's a little-known fact that beer drowns hystamine response. I think. You should try anyway. For science.
9:19 AM Dec 4th
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in reply to Melawnie
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For my friends in DFW: they changed the schedule. I'll be Pet Santa on the 20th, rather than this weekend, due to PetSmart being indecisive.
12:39 PM Dec 2nd
from web
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@ It does occasionally snow here in north Texas. More often, however, we just get crazy icy sleet that people insist on driving in.
6:38 AM Dec 2nd
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in reply to ghosr
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@ I think it happens to the Amish all the time. "You're wearing black, too? Again? *sigh*"
12:37 PM Dec 1st
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in reply to torikitty
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Moving is a lot like playing Three-card Monte with dozens of boxes and all of your stuff.
6:15 PM Nov 30th
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Yesterday's moving was easy and uneventful, but someone snuck in last night and replaced all my muscles with half-chewed saltwater taffy.
7:29 AM Nov 29th
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- Name Josh Thomson
- Location Richardson, TX
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