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  1. "You're being shagged by a rare parrot."
  2. In my thousandth tweet, I retweeted myself. I'd say that's a pretty accurate demonstration of my tweeting thus far.
  3. Also, she apparently wants to know if Miss America contestants have a relationship with Jesus Christ and if they'd be a good mother. Sigh.
  4. RT @tigerpantss: OMG, Vivica Fox is on the Mo'Nique show and the only part of her face that moves IS her lips. Thanks, auto correct.
  5. OMG, Vivica Fox is on the Mo'Nique show and the only part of her face that's moving his her lips.
  6. Hey Lane Bryant, I call bullshit on your "sale." Your cotton underwear is ALWAYS 5 for $25. Your fat girl monopoly is WEARING THIN.
  7. Do NOT get them started on Torah! RT @RockinJamison: Boo, I'm @ the 1 on 3rd. Hasidic Jews are much more peaceful.
  8. Y'all, there was almost a knock-down drag-out in the rock n roll Ralph's just now. Yikes!
  9. So, are things going to be closed on New Year's Day the way they were on Christmas? Because that's kind of a hassle.
  10. I laid around all morning in bed listening to the rain, and now I have no idea what to do with myself. It's hard being a bum.
  11. Man, I love getting out of the house and seeing other people and drinking sometimes. Happy Birthday, @catherinegelera !
  12. @catherinegelera i'm recording 20/20. That's pretty old lady, too.
  13. @catherinegelera I'm sorry you're hurting today, too! Take care.
  14. I know I've said this before, but Mac, I do NOT want to click OK when you screw up because it is not, in fact, OK. Sync my phone, bitch!
  15. @DavidBlue re: DWP Light Festival--like my power bill, it was difficult to interpret and ultimately unsatisfying.
  16. @_carriejensen_ You could go stay with my mom next. She will give you dirty looks every time you try to eat. She's not a fan.
  17. Incentive to move: RT @LAist Studio City Says Goodbye to Koo Koo Roo, Chipotle to Take Over Space: http://bit.ly/5KqjdU
  18. @catherinegelera When did it become ok to bring your non-working pet inside a store? I LOVE dogs, but they aren't needed in C&B.
  19. @fuggirls The comments on that article are AWESOME. Latinas ARE sensual, and that is completely relevant to the jumpsuit issue.
  20. I just discovered another feature of tweetdeck, and now I'm feeling the love again, even though it's crashy.