tigerose
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@ on hip hop dancing: 'what is "advanced" hip hop dancing? faster ass shaking?'
8:05 AM Jan 5th
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@ on consultants: "ur job is to make people love shit they hate"
2:42 PM Dec 29th, 2009
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"first i'm going to get some booty. then do you want to do indian?" - A, referring to the "booties" he wanted to get for his dog's cold feet
2:10 PM Nov 19th, 2009
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@ yep I am almost done with season 2 and I'm addicted
1:45 PM Nov 12th, 2009
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I'm a consultant. I just state my opinion but I don't do the right thing. -overheard downtown
12:17 PM Nov 7th, 2009
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j: did you take typing classes as a kid or something? me: uh, no. i just held 10 IM conversations at a time. nightly.
11:06 AM Oct 21st, 2009
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r: you look thin. h: it's because when I'm upset I burn more calories. doesn't everyone?
7:35 AM Oct 15th, 2009
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@ on the last sentence of tango bio: "why does 'and, yes, she loves to be surprised' immediately evoke something sexual to me?"
1:27 PM Oct 13th, 2009
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woke up every hour. nyquil doesn't work. i want my money back.
1:26 PM Oct 13th, 2009
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@ we miss you too. come back
3:27 PM Oct 11th, 2009
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grey clouds in texas offset by wheat pancakes and everything else good about austin. hot chocolate weather, here we go.
3:26 PM Oct 11th, 2009
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no such thing as looking tired and looking good. when he tells you you look tired, means you look like crap
5:45 PM Sep 28th, 2009
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@ haha "as a result of the one night stand, she did not know what happened to her one nightstand..." yay Microsoft
12:57 PM Sep 27th, 2009
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starbucks will be making a lot of my money if we keep having 8hr meetings.
11:18 AM Sep 24th, 2009
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"please continue to hold for prompt assistance" - staple's recording
3:00 PM Sep 14th, 2009
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"i listen to tango during work. while you listen to lady gaga." - sriram's interpretation of the type of music i like
1:46 PM Sep 9th, 2009
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O.D.ing on Oreo milkshake.
6:25 PM Sep 2nd, 2009
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"is that a giant rice krispie treat shaped like Mickey Mouse? only in America would someone create something so sickening." - greg
7:37 AM Aug 27th, 2009
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s: "she has a nice smile." me: "yeah but she's engaged." s: "thanks. so that means there's still a chance."
2:09 PM Aug 18th, 2009
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i just received an email from a friend i haven't talked to since 2005. she ended the message with: "any kids yet?" wow, do i feel behind.
11:36 AM Aug 14th, 2009
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