tigerose
- "you are effectively mexican" - s. is it good or bad that i've heard this same thought in different ways throughout my life?about 7 hours ago from web
- @chix0rgirl i know about 2%. and maybe understand .5%2:31 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to chix0rgirl
- @tgiang no way, san diego??2:26 PM Jul 13th from web in reply to tgiang
- mex v. panama last night. insanity. in the midst of my yelling VENGAN CULEROOOS! i heard the row of men in front of me cheering LA CHINAAA!11:54 AM Jul 10th from web
- belly dancing in the office restrooms, anyone?2:18 PM Jul 9th from web
- @chix0rgirl that's such an asian mom thing to say8:48 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to chix0rgirl
- "did you & your twin ever decide that one would study for verbal SAT and the other would study for math SAT and thus divide & conquer life?"8:48 AM Jul 9th from web
- talking about her ex: "i just sent my other asshole an email. i'm so lucky i have 2 assholes, not 1. which means i'll never be constipated"3:16 PM Jul 8th from web
- @jimmynewland i want to go!2:25 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to jimmynewland
- "you girls use big words. my vocabulary consists of... dude.. and.. bro." - richard, an aggie3:08 PM Jul 7th from web
- well, you need a little spice. or conflict. or else you don't have a story. you have a camus play - @tgiang12:26 PM Jul 6th from web
- "dammit am i that bad that you think all my emotions revolves around a man?" "yes. him, and food."
"oh.. okay yes i am that bad."5:20 PM Jun 29th from web
- carlos: "you guys are a trip." my tunisian friend: "...to where?"4:49 PM Jun 23rd from web
- just to have more time with you. http://xkcd.com/162/2:22 PM Jun 9th from web
- "today is my ex-husband's birthday. i forgot. i never forget birthdays. last year i got him a $3000 tv. this year i got him loneliness."8:36 AM Jun 1st from web
- 3 miles in 25:55. asthma and all.11:00 AM May 18th from web
- chocolate comes from beans, therefore it counts as a vegetable. therefore chocolate chip cookies are also healthy. right?10:53 AM May 13th from web
- Raisins are good for you. By default, a cookie with raisins in it must also be healthy.... Right?10:07 AM May 13th from txt
- @achangster what happened with your bike?2:00 PM May 8th from web in reply to achangster
- it was once said that a black man would be president when pigs flew. Well behold, 100 days into his presidency, swine flew.11:16 AM Apr 30th from web
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