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  1. If your car has such a crappy turning radius you have to swing left to turn right, get a new car. Right now. 4:37 PM Nov 3rd from Tweets60
  2. via @bonniegrrl & @ellingson: RT @somebadideas Keanu is an immortal who was once Charlemagne: http://bit.ly/1YgcT5 3:30 PM Nov 3rd from web
  3. Library loans DVDs for 3 day periods. I've been Hold #2 of 2 for three months on Season 2 of Alias. How does that math work? 9:10 PM Nov 2nd from web
  4. @qjake Actually @davux is the one who's wrong on this one. Pumpkin * = disgusting. OH, except baked+salted pumpkin seeds. 7:31 PM Nov 2nd from web in reply to qjake
  5. This store claims to "uniquely different." Isn't that sort of redundantly saying the same thing twice? 3:15 PM Nov 2nd from Tweets60
  6. Sure, hange your mind 5 minutes before launch. "Can we change that banner asset out?" Yeah, if you want to WASTE MY TIME. 1:24 PM Nov 2nd from web
  7. Them: "That link needs a popup icon." Me: Even though it doesn't go to a popup? Them: "Um..." 11:54 AM Nov 2nd from web
  8. #protip: Calling me "kiddo" is one surefire way to make sure I de-prioritize your "urgent" request. 8:17 AM Nov 2nd from web
  9. OH: "The extra hour in the fall doesn't bother me. The lost one in spring does." Um... you can't have a plus without a minus. 7:31 PM Nov 1st from web
  10. RT @Xytrex Went out last night to kill zombies with a bat. There were 100s! And did you know they're like pinatas? Candy EVERYWHERE! 6:00 PM Nov 1st from Tweets60
  11. Watching a couple episodes of Dexter with some friends at their place, they've both fallen asleep. Awkward. 2:09 PM Nov 1st from Tweets60
  12. Just because we get an extra hour doesn't mean I'm not still ridiculously tired and ready for sleep. 10:52 PM Oct 31st from Tweets60
  13. I think what I love most about holiday parties in Wisconsin is all the inevitable cheese and sausage trays. Commencing noms. 8:53 PM Oct 31st from Tweets60
  14. So much to do, so little time, and so little actual motivation. Oh Saturday, I love you. 10:50 AM Oct 31st from web
  15. Easiest costume ever: tape a leaf to the brim of a baseball hat. When questioned, blow a puff of air, and BAM. Leafblower. 2:30 PM Oct 30th from web
  16. Grabbed a caffeine-free soda by mistake, didn't notice til after opening it. Related: DYING. 10:35 AM Oct 30th from web
  17. Last I checked, our office didn't have a big "Playground" sign out front. So leave your kids at home, please. 9:04 AM Oct 30th from web
  18. Geez, AT&T. Quit it with the constant "FREE UPDATE FOR YOUR PHONE AVAILABLE!" text messages. I get it already. 5:47 AM Oct 30th from web
  19. So, Favrd lost all the stars my previous tweets accumulated? Not that there were many to begin with, but I LOVED THEM ALL. 7:36 PM Oct 29th from web
  20. Fast, Good, Cheap, pick any two? More like Meetings or Productivity, pick any one. 11:23 AM Oct 29th from web