tiffany_dorrin
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@ @ While you're there, here's a list of crazy things that happened this yr in Florida:
about 2 hours ago
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Happy for the day: 2009 is almost over. Wait--that's kind of a downer too isn't it? Unicorns and rainbows!
10:33 AM Dec 29th
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Downer for the day: The road to insanity is paved with loneliness.
10:30 AM Dec 29th
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@ don't feel ashamed! That show is hilarious :-)
12:39 PM Dec 28th
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I hope the person who invented twist ties is filthy rich. What a great contribution to society.
9:39 AM Dec 28th
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One of the very few acceptable reasons for backing into a space is if you back into your garage so u can feel like Batman when you pull out.
9:08 PM Dec 23rd
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If I started a Facebook group, it would be called "I judge you for needlessly backing into parking spaces."
9:08 PM Dec 23rd
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Hate to break it to you Little Drummer Boy, but if newborn baby Jesus smiled at you, it's probably because he just pooped or farted.
10:43 AM Dec 23rd
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If you're still trying to decide what to get me for Christmas:
7:21 AM Dec 20th
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Way married couples treat singles differently #43: Singles don't get Christmas cards, only fellow married friends.
3:37 PM Dec 19th
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RT @: I'm at that "pay exorbitant shipping fees and hope for delivery by Christmas" or "convert to Judaism" fork in the road.
7:04 AM Dec 19th
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Just learned that Avatar's subtitles are in papyrus. Add that to the list of reasons why I don't want to see it.
4:49 PM Dec 18th
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Snowing outside-this is when the natives conveniently forget how 2 drive. Transplants scoff, but we do this so we can get out of work/school
9:56 AM Dec 18th
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I think I'll eat a piece of cold pizza before I go to bed, in hopes that all the sitcoms are right and it will give me weird dreams.
9:49 PM Dec 17th
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WHOA WHOA WHOA Narwhals are REAL?!?! I think my brain just exploded from happiness.
2:56 PM Dec 17th
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Adam Lambert looks like a villain from a Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller movie.
5:56 PM Dec 16th
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RT @: I'm boycotting Holiday Inn until they drop the political correctness and rename themselves Christmas Inn.
3:55 PM Dec 16th
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Is anyone else totally confused at drive-thrus that have more than 1 order screen thingy? Which one do I choose?!
1:03 PM Dec 16th
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There is not one single shred of my entire being that wants to see Avatar. Overdone marketing+James Cameron+Stupid story=No thank you
8:46 PM Dec 15th
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I feel like a heel when Maddie sits outside my closed door & whines. And not the kind of heel that wins NCAA basketball tournaments
5:39 AM Dec 12th
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