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  1. @carriethompson @seascoastgso While you're there, here's a list of crazy things that happened this yr in Florida: http://tinyurl.com/yb4rvo8
  2. Happy for the day: 2009 is almost over. Wait--that's kind of a downer too isn't it? Unicorns and rainbows!
  3. Downer for the day: The road to insanity is paved with loneliness.
  4. @carriethompson don't feel ashamed! That show is hilarious :-)
  5. I hope the person who invented twist ties is filthy rich. What a great contribution to society.
  6. One of the very few acceptable reasons for backing into a space is if you back into your garage so u can feel like Batman when you pull out.
  7. If I started a Facebook group, it would be called "I judge you for needlessly backing into parking spaces."
  8. Hate to break it to you Little Drummer Boy, but if newborn baby Jesus smiled at you, it's probably because he just pooped or farted.
  9. If you're still trying to decide what to get me for Christmas: http://tinyurl.com/yjutg4f
  10. Way married couples treat singles differently #43: Singles don't get Christmas cards, only fellow married friends.
  11. RT @badbanana: I'm at that "pay exorbitant shipping fees and hope for delivery by Christmas" or "convert to Judaism" fork in the road.
  12. Just learned that Avatar's subtitles are in papyrus. Add that to the list of reasons why I don't want to see it.
  13. Snowing outside-this is when the natives conveniently forget how 2 drive. Transplants scoff, but we do this so we can get out of work/school
  14. I think I'll eat a piece of cold pizza before I go to bed, in hopes that all the sitcoms are right and it will give me weird dreams.
  15. WHOA WHOA WHOA Narwhals are REAL?!?! I think my brain just exploded from happiness.
  16. Adam Lambert looks like a villain from a Will Ferrell or Ben Stiller movie.
  17. RT @badbanana: I'm boycotting Holiday Inn until they drop the political correctness and rename themselves Christmas Inn.
  18. Is anyone else totally confused at drive-thrus that have more than 1 order screen thingy? Which one do I choose?!
  19. There is not one single shred of my entire being that wants to see Avatar. Overdone marketing+James Cameron+Stupid story=No thank you
  20. I feel like a heel when Maddie sits outside my closed door & whines. And not the kind of heel that wins NCAA basketball tournaments