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  1. @traviscommeau I've obviously made the right life choices. Better to be a witty drunk than a broken-down hausfrau, right? 2 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  2. @avitania Shit, wine ALWAYS gives me a hangover. Hence why I rarely drink it. It also gets me drunk reeeeal fast. 41 minutes ago from TweetDeck
  3. Don't most women grow up and have husbands & kids & normal adult lives at age 32, and stop drinking themselves to an early grave? NOT ME! about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
  4. @jsmith8143 Fuck 'em. about 10 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jsmith8143
  5. Because NOT finishing the bottle is for fucking amateurs. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. @davidcorrell I'm just sayin', I have NO allergies. And I'm pretty sure everyone/everything I've ever met is scared of me. Consider it done! about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. @davidcorrell Next time for sure! We'll all try not to be hungover, or too drunk, or anaphylactic. about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. @davidcorrell However, I'm glad you're still alive. This allergy shit has GOT to go! about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to davidcorrell
  9. @davidcorrell Kinda glad me & @jsmith8143 didn't meet you & @_donovan at the bar. Me & Jill in an ER? Would've resulted in a REAL mess. about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to davidcorrell
  10. @HeyAlexandra Not allowed in my life, nor is it my bag. I stick with the booze (obv). about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. @jsmith8143 You know me, I like to slice up some stupid whores, Japanese-horror style. We'll do it again soon. about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. I suddenly feel like getting into a fight tonight, so one of you is gonna get my wrath via this Twitter thing. Wonder who it'll be? about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. @jsmith8143 I pour heavy, son. It's a shame everyone else is too big of a pussy to handle it! about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jsmith8143
  14. @demonbaby You ARE a funky white boy, though, so it's kinda your theme. "Visitor Q" made me think very fondly of you tonight. about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to demonbaby
  15. @jsmith8143 SAY WHAT? The drivers there are always non-creepy, did I call you the ONE molester? about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jsmith8143
  16. @traviscommeau Back atcha. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  17. There's a lot of interpretive dancing in this house tonight, and I feel sorry for our CA & NH counterparts for not being here for it. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. Canned Brisk iced tea and Jack Daniels? Disgusting! I'ma drink it anyways! about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. @davidcorrell Your allergies are on MY shitlist! about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  20. I'm changing lives tonight. about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck