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@luckiestmonkey I know we're in a recession and sf is expensive and all but surely you can at least afford ramen ...?about 10 hours ago from web
SHOWERING SUNBURNED HURTS A LOT FYI6:14 PM Jul 12th from web
@luckiestmonkey typo tuesday lives on in typo thrusday10:33 PM Jul 9th from web
@satire please make this a regular publication.9:32 PM Jul 9th from web
I just said "That sounds much less reliable than a pizza." instead of s/pizza/time machine/. maybe I need some more sleep than I've got here6:08 PM Jul 8th from web
"im in ur house, conjugating ur verbs"2:29 AM Jul 7th from txt
all clear.1:34 AM Jul 5th from txt
is too hot to even get mad at the terrible singer in the park who has been there all goddamn day7:40 PM Jul 3rd from web
@kpele quick, hyperventilate!7:39 PM Jul 3rd from web
@kpele beer-flavored ice cream?5:27 PM Jul 2nd from web
@wurmouroboros that was nearly the DSM-IV-level five exclamation points. internet carefully friend! irony is no defense vs agents of the man12:58 PM Jul 2nd from web
@satire the secret is fire.12:49 AM Jul 2nd from web
@luckiestmonkey camp outside sight of the roads. hiding your car is up to you, though.12:56 AM Jun 30th from web
@satire gay married or straight married?12:12 PM Jun 29th from web
@luckiestmonkey I thought that was impossible?4:43 PM Jun 28th from web
@icicle yeah it does2:00 PM Jun 26th from web
let us ceremonially dangle our children over balcony ledges every June 25th in remembrance.5:00 PM Jun 25th from web
@tara_miller triple word score?2:55 PM Jun 25th from web
@wurmouroboros I have thought the same but teletypes are hard to come by. We might be able to hack a selectric though8:49 AM Jun 25th from web
@roninspoon BECAUSE OF YOU9:07 PM Jun 20th from web