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  1. RT @dacort: How many TSA agents does it take to stop a terrorist? We don't know, we never have. #tsaslogans about 13 hours ago from web
  2. Found someone on Craigslist to haul away a baby grand piano in less than twenty minutes. So glad to be rid of the thing! about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. @NoelWaspinton Was the whole club lookin' at her? about 15 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to NoelWaspinton
  4. Shutting down the Macbook and the iPhone, meditating, and then going to bed. Perhaps I'll be able to get some sleep tonight. 10:00 PM Dec 25th from web
  5. Just got the life insurance check out of the mailbox. What a strange Christmas this has been. 4:05 PM Dec 25th from Tweetie
  6. There is no comfort. There is no one. There is nothing. 9:47 PM Dec 23rd from web
  7. Me: "Relitant evnerg." Google: "Did you mean: Reliant Energy?" 11:38 AM Dec 23rd from web
  8. @fennablue That is a definite possibility! 3:15 PM Dec 21st from web in reply to fennablue
  9. If you're going to be published, maybe you should hide all your dirty laundry that's all over Facebook, dumbass. 2:38 PM Dec 21st from web
  10. Despite what CBS is telling you, an appointment for a Pap smear is NOT an awesome holiday gift for the woman in your life. 1:11 PM Dec 21st from web
  11. The season finale of CALIFORNICATION was stunning, the dream sequences in particular. I can't wait for the fourth season. 12:01 PM Dec 21st from web
  12. (Although I have very fond memories from freshman year of trying to find two people with $5 or four with $2.50 for the @Dominos 5-5-5 deal.) 11:53 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  13. New @Dominos crust is yum. Garlicy and cheesy. Just wish they had changed it before I graduated college, when half my diet was pizza. 11:47 AM Dec 21st from Tweetie
  14. Tuesday makes a month since I watched him die. I feel like I'm standing still and pages are flying off the calendar of an old movie montage. 10:21 PM Dec 20th from web
  15. Sorting through an estate is a messy process. Glad I'm the one doing it, though. Dad didn't trust anyone else, and I don't anymore either. 10:17 PM Dec 20th from web
  16. Next time you move, hit up @McDonalds for French fry boxes. They're the perfect size for packing books, CDs and DVDs. (Thanks @lifehacker!) 11:34 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  17. Bright side: Don't still think he's cute. But still, isn't it always a competition when you run into someone from high school? 7:50 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  18. Of course I run into the guy I thought was cute in high school on the day I'm packing. Unwashed hair. Covered in dust. Sweatshirt. Awesome! 7:46 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  19. Dropped off the UHaul. All my stuff in the same state for the 1st time in 5 years. Thanks @UHaul_Cares! What would we nomads do without you? 9:51 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  20. Tweetie + InstaPaper = Bliss. Thanks for the recommendation via your blog, @bitdepth! 7:30 PM Dec 17th from Tweetie