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  1. RT @dacort: How many TSA agents does it take to stop a terrorist? We don't know, we never have. #tsaslogans
  2. Found someone on Craigslist to haul away a baby grand piano in less than twenty minutes. So glad to be rid of the thing!
  3. @NoelWaspinton Was the whole club lookin' at her?
  4. Shutting down the Macbook and the iPhone, meditating, and then going to bed. Perhaps I'll be able to get some sleep tonight.
  5. Just got the life insurance check out of the mailbox. What a strange Christmas this has been.
  6. There is no comfort. There is no one. There is nothing.
  7. Me: "Relitant evnerg." Google: "Did you mean: Reliant Energy?"
  8. @fennablue That is a definite possibility!
  9. If you're going to be published, maybe you should hide all your dirty laundry that's all over Facebook, dumbass.
  10. Despite what CBS is telling you, an appointment for a Pap smear is NOT an awesome holiday gift for the woman in your life.
  11. The season finale of CALIFORNICATION was stunning, the dream sequences in particular. I can't wait for the fourth season.
  12. (Although I have very fond memories from freshman year of trying to find two people with $5 or four with $2.50 for the @Dominos 5-5-5 deal.)
  13. New @Dominos crust is yum. Garlicy and cheesy. Just wish they had changed it before I graduated college, when half my diet was pizza.
  14. Tuesday makes a month since I watched him die. I feel like I'm standing still and pages are flying off the calendar of an old movie montage.
  15. Sorting through an estate is a messy process. Glad I'm the one doing it, though. Dad didn't trust anyone else, and I don't anymore either.
  16. Next time you move, hit up @McDonalds for French fry boxes. They're the perfect size for packing books, CDs and DVDs. (Thanks @lifehacker!)
  17. Bright side: Don't still think he's cute. But still, isn't it always a competition when you run into someone from high school?
  18. Of course I run into the guy I thought was cute in high school on the day I'm packing. Unwashed hair. Covered in dust. Sweatshirt. Awesome!
  19. Dropped off the UHaul. All my stuff in the same state for the 1st time in 5 years. Thanks @UHaul_Cares! What would we nomads do without you?
  20. Tweetie + InstaPaper = Bliss. Thanks for the recommendation via your blog, @bitdepth!