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  1. yesterday i heard one of my classmates describe a girl as "down to slime" o_O 1:52 PM Sep 4th from web
  2. http://twitpic.com/ehibe - a Twitty tweet. hope it doesn't break twitter. 10:43 AM Aug 19th from TwitPic
  3. call 1-866-666-6001 9:07 PM Aug 15th from web
  4. prawn > pr0n. district 9 <3 9:05 PM Aug 15th from web
  5. i'll admit, i was making raid and zoidberg jokes at first, but once it got goin, peter jackson made me empathize w/ those alien "fokers." 9:05 PM Aug 15th from web
  6. @rainnwilson < @billbeckett & @jakeandamir :P 4:52 PM Aug 13th from web
  7. celebrity interactions: @dickpizarro 1 @thppljcpct 3! 4:51 PM Aug 13th from web
  8. my mom beat my ass at scrabble because my last coherent combination of tiles spelled "clit." you wouldn't have played it either :P 10:54 PM Aug 4th from web
  9. being good at the toy story mania ride at mgm says a lot about your sex life. 8:10 AM Jul 14th from web
  10. @dickpizarro joke poach - when a joke is said quietly to a friend and that friend repeats it loud enough for the entire room to hear. 11:13 AM Jul 6th from web
  11. http://twitpic.com/8in5y - if this doesn't make me ghetto, idk what does. 5:10 PM Jun 26th from TwitPic
  12. lady gaga is dominatrix jem on crack. she's got pipes. pun intended. but srsly though, discosticks aside, she can sing. 2:19 PM Jun 26th from web
  13. i forget megan fox is a bad actress like i forget samus is a girl. 12:22 PM Jun 26th from web
  14. i bought the conduit three days ago. best shooter on the wii. i haven't said "you alien piece of shit" this many times since i last saw e.t. 12:08 PM Jun 26th from web
  15. at winndixie, there's a brand of yogurt called "yobaby." since when did it become socially acceptable to eat "yobaby"? 5:42 PM Jun 24th from web
  16. grown up @azizansari looks just like little jamal from slum dog millionaire. 5:23 PM Jun 21st from web
  17. catching a snorlax is like pleasing perez hilton; it takes A LOT of balls. 12:41 PM Jun 15th from web
  18. janice dickinson is the michael scott of "im a celebrity." only not lovable... why am i watching mtv? 2:15 PM Jun 14th from web
  19. discovering celebrity twitter friendships is like discovering the super friends are real. kutcher and mayer = superman and batman. 9:02 PM Jun 12th from web
  20. i KNEW the hebrew option on the languages menu for borat was an insane jew gag. predictable but funny. "you have been trapped, jew!" 7:58 AM Jun 12th from web