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  1. "there's actually a selector that selects the impossible". it's called "the David Blaine selector"5:47 PM Feb 18th from Tweetie
  2. how come hotels don't offer bunk beds?1:19 PM Sep 14th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  3. fun and flan sound alike for a reason10:10 AM Sep 12th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  4. if you want to break the game you gotta play some eggs9:31 PM Sep 10th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  5. money is the cause and solution to all of life's problems12:17 PM Aug 21st, 2008 from Twitterrific
  6. does it mean I'm sentimental or old when new faces remind me of old ones?12:00 AM Aug 17th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  7. Olympic power walking...seriously?11:36 PM Aug 15th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  8. I find it ironic that the biggest supporters of Darwinism are also the biggest proponents of free healthcare.1:35 PM Aug 14th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  9. I am a pimp when it comes to eating food10:31 AM Aug 7th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  10. oh my science! i just had an ah-ha moment. pineapple. pine apple. it looks like a pine cone.2:40 PM Aug 6th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  11. who would have thought that headphones don't work when not on your head3:39 PM Aug 5th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  12. if I could only be a quarter the person my dog thinks I am, I would be a great man8:32 PM Aug 4th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  13. I think it's safe to say that this truck is the only car in America with both truck balls and an apple sticker12:06 PM Aug 2nd, 2008 from Twitterrific
  14. 'did you know that drunk driving is covered by our life insurance?'6:56 PM Aug 1st, 2008 from Twitterrific
  15. when did 'shadenfreude' become part of our social venacular?9:20 AM Jul 31st, 2008 from Twitterrific
  16. what's a word that means, 'more tired than a coma?'. diabeetus2:50 PM Jul 30th, 2008 from Twitterrific
  17. Proximity usually dictates priority.12:13 PM Jun 9th, 2008 from web
  18. Change is common. Change is coming.12:12 PM Jun 9th, 2008 from web
  19. "I was in a car accident. My feet were a size 12...now they are a size 10 and a half."1:56 PM May 27th, 2008 from web
  20. If anyone ever tries to sell you possum meat, make sure the hands are still on it. Other wise it could be regular old cat meat.10:45 PM May 20th, 2008 from web
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