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  1. I would totally fit into that baby bjorn. Just sayin'
  2. Life has become a waking nightmare.
  3. Just to be clear, I could eat him. Easily. http://bit.ly/6cTP6V Let's remember that when prioritizing.
  4. I'm already in a black hole. A black hole of baby denial.
  5. The little bastard is in my weight class, but I have stealth, cuteness, and gravity on my side. Est-ce que tu me comprends petit homme?
  6. Ok guys. Nothing to get all gaga about. Just a kid. It not like he's ever has a lion cut or anything. Tiime to calm down and move on.
  7. He's 8 lbs?! Eating like mad...
  8. My rival has a name!
  9. Duke Dobkin, Doobie Dobkin, Dick Dobkin, Dirty Dobkin, Danger Dobkin, Dizzy Dobkin, Dot Dobkin: Not too late for a killer name my lord!
  10. I might as well don my hobo clothes now. Have a feling they won't know my name by tomorrow.
  11. Big. Fucking. Deal.: http://bit.ly/6aO34w I'll have baby Dobkin doing this before we get that kid home from the hospital.
  12. Wonder if they would notice if I replaced myself with a Chumby and took the night off.
  13. Committing cat crimes.
  14. Found a hidden bottle of sherry under the sink. Totally lit. Don't blame me if I pee the bed.
  15. When nobody is around I pretend I'm Jake and wear his helmet.
  16. Licking my H1N1 vaccine puncture wound. Ohh, it hurts to be immune.
  17. I could eat them while they sleep.... but then who would hold my mane when I'm throwing up.
  18. Ever wonder why we eat our own shit? Naked despair. http://bit.ly/wRIAm
  19. Had a dream I was Nostradamus' cat Grimalkin. Funny thing was that I predicted this.
  20. Practicing the sudden POUNCE! Gotta teach this little bastard who is boss immediately on birth before it can ruin my life.