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  1. Currently watching a goth discuss teriyake. 8:50 PM Dec 16th from txt
  2. I don't consider myself superstitious, then i remember my 'always sit on this side of bus lest ye become an ice addict' rule. 11:32 PM Dec 15th from web
  3. Last day at office job. I'm going to shake Bruce's hand when I leave. First time we've touched since I started 2 years ago. So amped. 10:44 PM Dec 15th from Echofon
  4. #followfriday @MelindaButtle @henryst0ne @gregmlarsen @TomCBallard @rhysnicholson @felicityward 11:10 PM Dec 10th from Echofon
  5. Less get physical - Last time I went to the beach I tried to use my brother’s skim board. I immediately... http://tumblr.com/xdv4lw6d4 10:47 PM Dec 10th from Tumblr
  6. Gutenberg - Because I’m a novelty shirt douche, I have a t-shirt with a picture of Johannes Gutenberg. I was... http://tumblr.com/xdv4lq6t1 6:55 PM Dec 10th from Tumblr
  7. More @henryst0ne and @gregmlarsen video http://bit.ly/5AoFvB 10:10 PM Dec 7th from Echofon
  8. I wonder if 50 Cent's ghetto rap dream included me rubbing my wrists on the pages of a $20 imported GQ magazine to get some of his perfume 10:52 PM Dec 6th from Echofon
  9. Just scratched off pen mark hiding the price of my secret santa present. $10 over budget! Self esteem is go! 9:39 PM Dec 6th from Echofon
  10. Holy shit. My mum's manfriend/partner has never heard of scissors, paper, rock. This is incredible. 2:37 AM Dec 5th from txt
  11. Another full on sex scene in movie. This time watching with whole family. Worst part is i chose both films. 11:13 PM Dec 4th from txt
  12. Aaaah. Full on sex scene happening in movie i'm watching with my mum. She's commenting. This is awful. 7:58 PM Dec 3rd from txt
  13. "Going against me is atheist" - Lil’ Wayne http://tumblr.com/xdv4ebgji 9:41 PM Dec 1st from Tumblr
  14. Hi podcast listeners, I know I said I'd reply, but not on twitter. you can email me from my blog if you'd like. thomasward.com.au 12:29 AM Dec 1st from Echofon
  15. @JamesTinniswood Fair go. Xenophobias simply thought muggle-borns best remain at the back of the train and squibs best be adopted out. 6:43 PM Nov 29th from Echofon in reply to JamesTinniswood
  16. @JamesTinniswood Thank god, I was worried that my secret middle name Xenophobias would plague me. 6:21 PM Nov 29th from Echofon in reply to JamesTinniswood
  17. Hi Twitter. @joshthomas87 & my new podcast might not appear in itunes for u yet. It works if you click subscribe http://bit.ly/7FTOem 4:43 AM Nov 29th from Echofon
  18. RT: @JamesTinniswood: Final Livewired Comedy for '09 at @Bris_Powerhouse tonight at 6:30, with @MelindaButtle, Matt Okine and @DAVEEASTGATE. 10:06 PM Nov 28th from Echofon
  19. My boss is reaching breaking point over the 312 one-sided conversations I've had with him about rapper Lil Wayne since seeing doco about him 7:15 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  20. More obscurity from friends @henryst0ne and @gregmlarsen http://bit.ly/53I7L2 6:11 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  • Name Tom Ward
  • Location Brisbane, Australia
  • Web http://thomasward...
  • Bio Glasses are my most prominent feature followed by my face. I am attracted to girls physically opposite to me. I'm a geek with no niche (useless). I'm a comedian
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