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  1. this thanksgiving i am thankful for nothing at all
  2. I AM A JESTER OF PAIN
  3. some kids put tassels on my dangling scalp flaps to make a jaunty flesh-hat
  4. SCALP DANGLING IN MY FACE LIKE STRAY HAIR BUT TOUCHING IT IS LIKE SUBMERGING MY HAND IN ICE MADE OF FIRE
  5. eyelids can indeed tear right up off your eye and over your forehead and CONNECTED TO YOUR SCALP AND BLOOD AND BLEEDING
  6. did you know eyelids can tear
  7. .@CapsCop: MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN, AS IS THE REST OF ME
  8. NO, CAT, THOSE VEINS AREN'T KITTY STRING TOYS -- AARGH
  9. VEINS DANGLING LIKE PUPPET STRINGS
  10. NOW YOU'VE HURT MY FEELINGS, TOO
  11. i do not scream like a girl
  12. OH GOD IT'S #JASONTUESDAY AND THERE ARE MASKED DUDES EVERYWHERE
  13. blub
  14. AHHH AHHHHHH FRICTION PLUS COLD SORES AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  15. how did i get cold sores in there
  16. NO WAIT THAT'S BECAUSE I SWALLOWED A BUNCH OF JACKS
  17. it hurts my insides
  18. why are you all just standing around laughing at me
  19. why is that guy using a fire hose to spray acid
  20. feeling great existential pain today NO WAIT THAT IS BASEBALL BATS ON MY KNEECAPS