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  1. @theTVaholic I like that because A) it's funny and B) topical in many ways. It's a one-two punch to the gullet.
  2. RT @theTVaholic: @ThisJessicaRae Sure, #NewMoon is Oscar-worthy. It'd fit right in w/ all the other junk he collects. #SesameStreetReference
  3. Which Famous Actress did Bob Dylan Fire? - Don't mess with her. Unless you're Dylan. See how witty and clever I am ... http://ow.ly/163hQa
  4. @theTVaholic Are you trying to inform me that #NewMoon isn't Oscar-worthy? I GASP IN SHOCK AND HORROR. #VampireDiaries #tvd ;)
  5. RT @julialillis: Starbucks, we get it. You have eggnog lattes & if you fill your little coffee stand with fake snow yes, you'll trick me ...
  6. @brianrubin The winchesters will suckle your teats.
  7. This isn’t Your Mother’s Wonderland - This isn't Kansas. Wait, wrong movie. Photo: Syfy I have a behind-the-scenes ... http://ow.ly/163g3D
  8. Best Hoax on TV This Week… - Reclusive FRAUD! Photo credit: CBS TV Guide has listed the best hoax this one pulled b... http://ow.ly/163e3g
  9. Robert Pattinson is Bothered by ‘New Moon’ - Jimmy Fallon likes to pretend to be Robert Pattinson, climb in trees, ... http://ow.ly/163dgt
  10. If a table falls in the forest and TWO people hear it, why am *I* the only one who cleans it up? I call LAZY SLOB.
  11. Just now: "Did you hear that HUGE crash? And me calling for you?" "Yea, but then I heard you go downstairs to fix it so you didn't need me."
  12. The Video to Re-Energize Your Day (or Night - if you’re a Vampire) http://ow.ly/163ctW
  13. @brianrubin Is that a SPN shirt? And -- I love your cat! I used to have a long-haired b/w cat. Well, my Mom did. He taught me how to live!
  14. @ITveee I like when Buffy freed the kittens. Oh, memories. Is it weird we have memories about kitten poker?
  15. @MediaObsessed I HATE Coldstone. HATE IT. Horrible. Bad. Not happening in my mouth. Needs to melt into the ocean.
  16. @johncmayer Sweetest little dreams to you. Or something. Laugh, then sleep and snore.
  17. @MediumTuna ...omfg. Your theater has dippin dots? I thought I could only gets those at the zoo. Damm. A world of possibilities has opened..
  18. Me-oow. RT @koreantomcruise FINALLY. an idea i can get behind 100%. http://www.catsforgold.com
  19. The Barney Stinson Poster You Haven’t Seen Yet - Maybe its because I watched a bunch of HIMYM (How I Met Your Mothe... http://ow.ly/1632wN
  20. Tonight: 30 Rock > The Office. Thoughts? I want that hip, gay, police officer roomie, dammit. Life is unfair. Oy.