thisispointless
- I tried to think of a joke about how many twitterers it takes to change a light bulb. No dice.about 3 hours ago from web
- That light bulb is out again.about 3 hours ago from web
- That would certainly limit the number of batches you could make. But they'll be high-protein cookies.about 3 hours ago from web
- Real Headline: Include your children when baking cookiesabout 3 hours ago from web
- Just a suspicion, mind you, but there's something about them that seems fishy.9:33 AM Jul 14th from web
- I suspect they're not real people.9:31 AM Jul 14th from web
- They have twitter names like "iwantsomenow783" and "naughtygirl417".9:31 AM Jul 14th from web
- And every once in a while I get a young girl follower, and all she posts about is sex. With links to porn sites.9:25 AM Jul 14th from web
- I have some weird followers on Twitter. One guy constantly babbles about airline reward points. And he seems to repeat his twits a lot.9:23 AM Jul 14th from web
- I trimmed my nails right after my son trimmed his in the same place. Based on the clippings I gathered up afterwards, I have 14 fingers.9:20 AM Jul 14th from web
- "Lucky hit. You won't land another."9:17 AM Jul 14th from web
- My frequent flier miles are expiring soon. Somehow I can't get too broken up about it. Maybe I'll feel the pain later.7:11 PM Jul 12th from web
- Good thing too. If the government continues its relentless quest to screw things up, we may have to go back to hunting our food.5:24 PM Jul 12th from web
- I understand many wild animals have increased in population in recent years. Especially including deer and turkeys.5:23 PM Jul 12th from web
- The human type of turkey walks past my house all the time. At least I think they're turkeys. Judging by their clothes. And their pets.5:22 PM Jul 12th from web
- I saw a turkey walking through my front yard this week. I don't mean a goofy guy turkey, I mean a wild turkey.5:19 PM Jul 12th from web
- "Full car coming up."5:15 PM Jul 12th from web
- Real headline: TUNA BITING OFF WASHINGTON COAST1:01 AM Jul 11th from web
- Quotes by famous people - Nancy Pelosi: "Yes, hello, I'd like to make my next Botox appointment, please."12:58 AM Jul 11th from web
- I bet many people cried when they watched Jackson's memorial. Which would be the first time thousands of people cried when a pedophile died.9:29 PM Jul 7th from web
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