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  1. Mario Kart wii is going to shave a couple years off my life. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. @michaellington let me know if you find one and dm me and I'll let you know what laminates I have 8:26 PM Dec 27th from Echofon in reply to michaellington
  3. @michaellington I'm not sure you wanna do that, the pedal costs $160, might not be worth it for three laminates 11:51 AM Dec 27th from Echofon in reply to michaellington
  4. So this is the Christmas night Bellingham bar scene... 12:48 AM Dec 26th from Echofon
  5. Hank has a farting problem and it's getting out of hand... 7:07 PM Dec 24th from Echofon
  6. I feel the need to offer my boss some advice; "People hate Hitler, but you gotta hand it to the guy..." is not something to say to customers 1:56 PM Dec 22nd from web
  7. Went through @itsjoshmccraney's garbage to find the last of the fun dip. I've hit an all-time low. 8:42 PM Dec 18th from Echofon
  8. @LisieMern How many of those homeless women had Tiger been with though Lisa? And when I say "been with" I mean, made whoopie. 11:55 PM Dec 11th from Echofon in reply to LisieMern
  9. I've taken a liking to verbally abusing the automated telemarketers that call my work. 1:50 PM Dec 11th from web
  10. This will make approx 2 gigs of transsexual porn I will have deleted off this computer, apparently from the previous designer at work... 4:32 PM Dec 4th from Echofon
  11. My kidney just feels more productive.. 7:51 AM Dec 1st from Echofon
  12. Here's hoping 4 shots of espresso will over-exert one of my vital organs and get me out of work. 7:39 AM Dec 1st from Echofon
  13. @AnarborMike I've been brushing my dogs teeth, you should start too. They hate it, it's awesome. 9:50 PM Nov 27th from Echofon in reply to AnarborMike
  14. Take these 2 allegra and get drunk. 8:55 PM Nov 27th from Echofon
  15. There's something troubling about designing postcards for mass mailings that will inevitably end up in your trash can. 1:14 PM Nov 20th from Echofon
  16. I love waking up and reading texts I wrote when I was sleeping and trying to decipher them. I'm seriously losing my mind. 8:59 AM Nov 19th from Echofon
  17. Woke up at 3 am and stuck my finger in @itschelsea's ear then proceeded to fall back asleep. I'm worried about her safety. 11:16 AM Nov 17th from Echofon
  18. I failed. RT @itschelsea: your manhood was only lost when you opted for the playtex heavy flow. 9:02 PM Nov 16th from Echofon
  19. Brushing Hank's teeth. 8:01 PM Nov 16th from web
  20. How much of your manhood do you lose when you buy your girlfriend tampons? 5:55 PM Nov 16th from Echofon