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  1. RT @delrayser: I just became the Mayor of "Shivering Under Blanket on my Couch" on @foursquare! / I think I finally understand @foursquare!
  2. RT @jcdc605: How do white men go on to rule the world when they can't even load a dishwasher? // By assuming women will do it. Sadly, we do.
  3. Gee, Daily Candy, you nailed it! Women will buy almost anything if you invoke their self-hatred. http://bit.ly/78oP9B
  4. All you people who only exercise for two weeks in January: You ruin January for the rest of us. #realtalk
  5. I am somewhat horrified to see Cyndi Lauper lumped in with Blago and various pro wrestlers here. http://bit.ly/4Z8oNP
  6. Um, what? RT @CrossTalker: "To help them win elections." -RNC spox Gail Gitcho, on why RNC sent $20K to the Northern Mariana Islands
  7. RT @poolboypip: Emo update about missing the boyfriend already in 3...2...1: Le sigh. // Aww, adorbs!
  8. This is what I would call "a mistake." http://bit.ly/8Jkezs
  9. Masterpiece. RT @dcsportsbog: This might be the best blog post of my life: the collected faces of Jim Zorn. http://bit.ly/4IvSDF
  10. 2010, thus far, had me break down and buy some ugly furry boots. 9-degree wind chill will make a girl do crazy things. #ohtheshame
  11. Um. Did anyone else notice anything... strange?... About J Lo's sparkly unitard? #televisionisterrible
  12. RT @sethmeyers21: AT&T ends Tiger sponsorship. Refreshing to see them drop something that's not a call.
  13. Back from the 561; going mostly tweet-free until post-New Year's. Also considering using pages from this as wallpaper: http://bit.ly/4o7Rxc
  14. I pity the person who is allergic to this angelic creature. http://twitpic.com/vrqvm
  15. RT @jmush: The moron test iPhone app was one of the top selling apps of the year. I guess a lot of people lost.
  16. Well, gang, it's true: "Avatar" is awesome.
  17. As our parents get older, we like to make it easier for them to tell us apart. #underthetree http://twitpic.com/v00uy
  18. !!!! RT @ReliableSource: Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins split up: http://bit.ly/4pweiU
  19. Planning a time to go exercise while at home is a three-day, several-hour process, which actually makes you appreciate the exercise.
  20. RT @EmilyMillerDC: How to Spot a Single Woman http://shar.es/aOdRj // "She looks at other couples with sadness." All these lists = crap.