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  1. @GordonKelly what did you do to that poor Labrador tho? Pervert.
  2. all exfoliated and ready to go #fb
  3. @GordonKelly don't forget my Xbox 360. When you there till?
  4. the snake has turned - someone peel me off the ceiling #fb
  5. can't believe my luck - the project show-stopper just got up, and fucked off. i didn't even get the satisfaction of having done anything.
  6. @scrambledheads thought i recognised a lot of old faces - some old, bitter and angry, faces
  7. @andybrown well, it was bound to come up at some point
  8. chose bar for a date last night that was holding a private party for a charity who raise awareness of STDs - unbelievable #fb
  9. bloody he'll it's quiet out here today - there's also several people wearing wellies to tackle the massive 2mm of snow we had #fb
  10. just used the term 'huzzah' - is this charmingly quirky, or, did i just sound like a complete prat? #fb
  11. good effort, grandad. gave his grandson a right little slap in the middle of my local. quality entertainment, the select crowd disagree #fb
  12. good effort, grandad. gave his grandson a right slap in the middle of my local. quality entertainment, the select crowd disagree #fb
  13. decided that my new year's resolution is teach myself telekinetic powers - as much chance of happening as the last lot #fb
  14. waiting for this sodding site to be staged, so i can sodding well go home - #sackthetechie
  15. My tweets were seen by @collectiveSanta who says I’m naughty & deserve leftover turkey curry. Visit Santa http://is.gd/53nHE
  16. doing a round-up of UGC campaigns that feature user-submitted videos, links please good people...
  17. finished for the week, time to do some homework...apparently #fb
  18. @blunt_ thanks for that. i watched. laughed. and then heard the accent. http://is.gd/5jHWY
  19. @scrambledheads we might be mate - do you get de-loused every morning before getting to your desk too?
  20. as a way of a thank you for a really good effort this week, i am now going to kick you repeatedly in the nuts