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Lord, grant my daughter the ability to drop a deuce tonight. It will make her so much happier. And while you're at it, teach me the piano.about 13 hours agofrom web
Can we be done with Twitter now? Isn't there another pointlessly obligatory social networking tool we can waste our time on? Please?7:27 PM Jul 12thfrom web
Cat just leaped five feet from the chair to the sofa where I was laying so she could chase a bug. She landed on me. Claws and all. Bleeding.8:04 PM Jul 11thfrom web
Happiness is a baby that sleeps 8 hours a night. Mommy and Daddy are SO appreciative of her new sleeping habits!3:31 AM Jul 10thfrom Tweetie
Couldn't get tickets to the SOLD OUT #DMB show in #Syracuse, Aug 4th? Walk-Up Radio is giving out a VIP pair tonight! Bull & Bear Pub. 6pm.7:50 AM Jul 9thfrom Tweetie
Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin coke, drinkin beers. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. http://tinyurl.com/mx3ocp4:44 PM Jul 8thfrom web
The worst part about summer -- teenagers aimlessly wandering the streets. Didn't anyone else have to go to high school year round like me?5:39 PM Jul 7thfrom web
I love doing morning radio, but I also love sleeping. Would anyone listen to a show of me snoring with a TV on in the background?4:00 AM Jul 7thfrom Tweetie
Who does this? Awake at 4:30am thing. The human body is not meant to see this hour of day.2:09 AM Jul 7thfrom web
I have the sudden, uncontrollable urge to watch "Little Superstar" videos.5:50 PM Jul 6thfrom web
So very tired. Two broken cars. And there's a literal black cloud over my house right now. No where to go but UP, kids!2:18 PM Jul 6thfrom web
Tonight at Walk-Up Radio we are giving out VIP tickets to the Dave Matthews Band show in August! Bull & Bear Pub at 6pm. #Syracuse#DMB7:01 AM Jul 2ndfrom Tweetie