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Lord, grant my daughter the ability to drop a deuce tonight. It will make her so much happier. And while you're at it, teach me the piano.about 13 hours ago from web
@lsfjosh Woah! How did you do that?!about 14 hours ago from web in reply to lsfjosh
Kids Week on Jeopardy always leaves me feeling angry.about 16 hours ago from web
@calebmicah When?about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to calebmicah
Can we be done with Twitter now? Isn't there another pointlessly obligatory social networking tool we can waste our time on? Please?7:27 PM Jul 12th from web
Cat just leaped five feet from the chair to the sofa where I was laying so she could chase a bug. She landed on me. Claws and all. Bleeding.8:04 PM Jul 11th from web
Happiness is a baby that sleeps 8 hours a night. Mommy and Daddy are SO appreciative of her new sleeping habits!3:31 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
Couldn't get tickets to the SOLD OUT #DMB show in #Syracuse, Aug 4th? Walk-Up Radio is giving out a VIP pair tonight! Bull & Bear Pub. 6pm.7:50 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
Noise noise noise. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin coke, drinkin beers. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. http://tinyurl.com/mx3ocp4:44 PM Jul 8th from web
The worst part about summer -- teenagers aimlessly wandering the streets. Didn't anyone else have to go to high school year round like me?5:39 PM Jul 7th from web
I love doing morning radio, but I also love sleeping. Would anyone listen to a show of me snoring with a TV on in the background?4:00 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
Who does this? Awake at 4:30am thing. The human body is not meant to see this hour of day.2:09 AM Jul 7th from web
I have the sudden, uncontrollable urge to watch "Little Superstar" videos.5:50 PM Jul 6th from web
So very tired. Two broken cars. And there's a literal black cloud over my house right now. No where to go but UP, kids!2:18 PM Jul 6th from web
LIVE ON 93Q! Tune in sucka's.4:04 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
To bed early. Up at 4am. Covering for Ted & Amy all week. Tune in - 93Q.com from 6a-10a or 93.1 in #Syracuse!6:27 PM Jul 5th from web
Sun. Burn.5:56 PM Jul 5th from web
Tonight at Walk-Up Radio we are giving out VIP tickets to the Dave Matthews Band show in August! Bull & Bear Pub at 6pm. #Syracuse #DMB7:01 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
@andreajoyce Gratz!!!6:56 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to andreajoyce
Pizza Hut uses the words "Garlic" & "Butter" a little too liberally seeing as both come in aerosol cans.5:58 PM Jul 1st from web