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  1. @Portis_ed No prob.
  2. @Portis_ed send me a couple short samples and I'll see if I can work it into the flow of the blog. If you're interested.
  3. @Portis_ed I'll post them on http://lovethecaptive.com if they aren't completely negative.
  4. @Portis_ed Nah. I'll own up to that.
  5. RT @Scoopy559: RT @jboren4507: As job creation goes, this would be the biggest bonanza ever for Fresno County: http://tinyurl.com/ygu58ca
  6. @johnnyQ11 I wouldn't go that far.
  7. Christmas is a time to appreciate those closest to you and eff all those strangers, who do they think they are--get a job, asshole!
  8. @johnnyQ11 I'm not hungover.
  9. @trevdaddy Sold!
  10. Trying to decide if I should shower today. I've already settled on not leaving the house. What would YOU do?
  11. I know what you're thinking and the answer is yes: x-ray vision.
  12. @Abelopez Drunk.
  13. @Abelopez lot.
  14. @Abelopez lot. A
  15. @Abelopez I love you. A
  16. Let us all take a moment to celebrate the birth of our savior by running red lights.
  17. Compromise is the only thing that allows human existence. Think about that next time you don't exist.
  18. @megantatum Yes, the best way to deal with crazy traffic is by becoming more inebriated.
  19. Thanks, everyone. I think that's the most replies I ever got for a single toot. I went to Judy's.
  20. Quick! Where's the best donut shop in Fresno?! Emergency!