Is it May or February? #globalwarming #GoOutside

@micahchiles @mbrewing cj Harris 1000 point asterisk

Been a member of Facebook since April 2004, realized i can count on one hand how many ads i've clicked...

I just ousted Gregory K. as the mayor of 299 Park Cafeteria on @foursquare! 4sq.com/cjhMwW

I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare! Cheeseburgers all around! 4sq.com/z54Arq

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@evansjosh welcome back!

I just told the whole bar that she's not a virgin

I just unlocked the Level 4 "Greasy Spoon" badge on @foursquare! High five! 4sq.com/A863Al

#gregkelly is a bitch @GKL0unge is dragging down the #funpatrol

@jprice312 @gkl0unge do you have an alibi tonight? I haven't seen #gregkelly since 5:20pm

I work with #gregkelly and he's never sexually assaulted me...yet. Hold on to your drinks in the GKL0unge.

Wait, it's not Saturday? #exhausted #needmoreweekend

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Manning-H.A.M=Hard Asa Motherfucker #swag

“@RobynAshleyU: #manningham thank you thank you” @GKL0unge called it

Gotta assume McNulty and Bunk are hitting the bars tonight. #Bal'moreRavens

Seamless Web was invented because I don't speak Japanese. #funpatrol @jprice312

@gkl0unge Swag - bit.ly/zw5Yot

Mufasa got trampled last night @GKL0unge @jprice312 #lionkingproblems