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  1. Well, I've been tweeted up by several of the most beautiful women on the planet tonite, so I'm going to bed. Good night, all!
  2. @SingleTiffany Alternate nickname for 25 y o: Wisebeyondhisears? (Wise for short)
  3. @SingleTiffany Possible nickname for 25 yo: Young'un
  4. @BrentDPayne Congrats on the celebrity recognition.
  5. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” - Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts (2/2)
  6. Thought of the night: "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. (1/2)
  7. @SingleTiffany More than you can imagine for a great number of reasons.
  8. http://twitpic.com/wvaq0 - @BrentDPayne And this makes two. #swoon
  9. @BrentDPayne I got a DM from @Alyssa_Milano back in Sept that my heart will treasure forever. Only one. My vote is she's real.
  10. @BrentDPayne You can only DM someone who follows YOU. It's like, by following, you've already given them permission to DM you, too.
  11. Umm, wait. Fluorescent light in kitchen that I thought was burned out and should change, suddenly turns on. Why can't everything fix itself?
  12. Fried chicken and diet pop. #nocarbs #diabeticwin
  13. Finished watching 2nd ep of #betteroffted. Funniest cell phone gag I've ever seen. ROFL
  14. @kerbehr I hear you loud & clear on #findingtime. Accomplished a few minor tech miracles at work, yay me! How'd your good work day go?
  15. Watching 2nd episode of #betteroffted of the night. Laughing out loud even 10 mins into it.
  16. @lauraverselli Recommendation noted. Local video store has lots of TV show rentals. I'll see if they have it.
  17. @SingleGal Yeah, that theory--much like karma--is a true beey-otch. Sounds like "change or die" is the only answer. Thanks.
  18. @kerbehr Luckily, they carry 5 full episodes of Better Off Ted on Hulu. Don't need to add to your TV #cantchoose.
  19. @lauraverselli And I never watched Arrested Development. OMG she's funny, though.
  20. @kerbehr I heard that too, and they're rolling out new episodes like they're about to ditch the whole thing. :( #funniestshownobodyswatching