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  1. The greatest trick Chuck Norris ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
  2. RT @blondediva11: We're all in the same boat. OMG! WE'RE SINKING!!!!
  3. @Momma_Sunshine Your answer just made me (s)cream "I love you" at the screen. Don't do that again.
  4. I'm listening to @therealhowie's live stream of his seminar right now at http://www.imremarkable.com...
  5. Rant over. For now.
  6. Job req: "Must have experience working in a fast passed environment..." Why do these fucking idiots have jobs and I can't get hired?
  7. @WitchyErotica I'm on your side with that one, sister. Let the cash and peace begin!
  8. RT @Newser: New study reveals coffee can make you hallucinate http://bit.ly/RXA3c
  9. Something about the combination of deadly toxic chemicals in Diet Mtn Dew just really hits the spot.
  10. @Michelene Aww. You're kind to say that. Some good ones. Some lame ones, too. Thanks! How are you doing?
  11. Sifting through more job listings. What fun.
  12. Money could buy ME happiness. I'm just sayin'.
  13. If at first you don't succeed... what did you expect? You're not Chuck Norris.
  14. @LivinDiabetes You certainly hit the common link between times and measures right on the head.
  15. I'm not a chef. I don't like sushi. So why am I looking at a job listing for "Assistant to the Sushi Chef"???
  16. I refuse to let today get me down. I also lie a lot.
  17. It's Monday the 13th. I hope that's not a bad thing.
  18. 3AM...signing off to get some sleep.
  19. Played a little Prey on the PC for a bit. An 8-hour game takes me about a year and a half to finish.
  20. My goals for this week: (1) make good things happen, and (2) Cheetos.