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thisfishy

  1. Crying at Glee. Again.
  2. Oh, man. Office is in full on crisis mode. Stuff THAT in your turkey, kids and get back to work!
  3. Still laughing at @FakeAPStylebook reference to The Prisoner. The sweet, sweet collision of all my nerd worlds in 140 characters or less.
  4. @FakeAPStylebook Best. Ever.
  5. At yoga this morning between the coughing lady and the farting man. Clearly an omen of pleasant things to come.
  6. Bro on "Team Jacob" nonsense: "They are the same people who were on Team Titanic when everyone already knew that Team Iceberg won."
  7. This new RT system is not cool. At all. People I don't give a shit about are now starring in my stream. NOT GOOD.
  8. Things I miss being a kid: unlimited sick days, so long as there was a note from my dad. I could really use that right now.
  9. Now with 100% less Chace Crawford. Ah, well.
  10. @GreyMoggie He's pretty, I'll give him that.
  11. Also, I was not necessarily subtle about recognizing him. Meh.
  12. At the same bar as Chace Crawford. God, he's young!
  13. In desperate need of a mechanical PE registered in Iowa. Paying gig!
  14. How is it possible I follow people who omg totally can't wait to see New Moon? Obviously, mistakes were made.
  15. Suddenly missing Davy Jones and his tooth sparkle. I guess it's just a Monkees kind of morning.
  16. One day I'll be able to tell my children, "I worked in a cubicle." They'll be so proud.
  17. Gee, thanks @LauraSchulte. Pretty sure I don't like having anything in common with Miley. It makes my tongue itch.
  18. Things I Hate More Than Being Corrected: Nazis & goat cheese. That's it. So kindly back the fuck off.
  19. Having special feeling for this here cup of coffee. If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.
  20. We've reached the point in our program where drinking coffee just to stay warm turns out to be a bad idea. TWITCH.