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  1. Excellent! RT @cnnbrk: Evangelist Tony Alamo gets 175 years for taking minors across state lines for sex. http://bit.ly/RPUkv 1:48 PM Nov 13th from Tweed
  2. I would like an injection of novocaine directly into my left middle ear, please. Owowowowowowowow. 6:44 AM Nov 11th from Tweed
  3. @perfectbound AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! 11:47 AM Nov 10th from txt
  4. @parkavepirate AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! 9:12 AM Nov 6th from txt
  5. Sleet: the pedestrian commuter's bane. ("Nemesis" reserved for icy sidewalks and drivers who don't look before turning.) 5:10 AM Oct 23rd from txt
  6. @parkavepirate AMEN on the perfume PSA. 5:34 AM Oct 22nd from txt
  7. Have been having a hard time lately refraining from ending certain work emails with "you insufferable jackass". 11:40 AM Oct 16th from Tweed
  8. *headdeskheaddeskheaddesk* 2:05 PM Oct 12th from Tweed
  9. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I HATE THIS PROJECT 1:31 PM Oct 12th from Tweed
  10. Isn't it amazing how you can go from zero to headache in 1 voicemail? #cubicle 11:26 AM Oct 12th from txt
  11. Seasonal flu vaccine acquired. Next target: H1N1. 7:42 AM Oct 12th from txt
  12. This is how the world ends, this is how the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper. MIN 1, NYY 4 #twins 7:35 PM Oct 11th from txt
  13. Chubby dude in a powder-blue Twins jersey jumps onto field & outruns a horde of security until cornered. #twins 7:31 PM Oct 11th from txt
  14. Cuddy, Kubel and Young due up. #twins 7:25 PM Oct 11th from txt
  15. On to the bottom of the ninth, MIN 1, NYY 4. #twins 7:22 PM Oct 11th from txt
  16. And what the hell is up with Joe Nathan lately?! #twins 7:17 PM Oct 11th from txt
  17. Last tweet, ditto. #twins 7:16 PM Oct 11th from txt
  18. RBI single. Bases still loaded, 1 out. MIN 1, NYY 3, top 9. #twins 7:14 PM Oct 11th from txt
  19. Bases loaded with one out. Joe Nathan comes on as 3rd pitcher of inning. We so need a DP. #twins 7:11 PM Oct 11th from txt
  20. MIN 1, NYY 2. Thus starteth the ninth. #twins 6:54 PM Oct 11th from txt