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So what if I don't believe in astrology and we're not even the same sign? I enjoy reading half a sentence from your daily horoscope anyway! about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck
Today has been a parenting day of Erma Bombeck proportions. 2:26 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
I'm thinking my current physique has less to do w/ having 2 kids in 2 years & more to do w/ having 2 Hostess cupcakes each night before bed. 11:22 AM Nov 23rd from web
Lady Gaga. I don't get it. 6:33 PM Nov 22nd from web
@AmberLS11 Oh noes! Is it related to his ear infection? I hope he's okay. And you, too. 2:38 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to AmberLS11
It is painful to be a Browns fan. PAINFUL. I wish global warming was real and Lake Erie would wipe out Cleveland. 1:52 PM Nov 22nd from txt
GO BUCKEYES!!! 10:12 AM Nov 21st from txt
Rhys is beating his little sister on the head with an American flag. Pinhead or Patriot? 3:12 PM Nov 15th from txt
Off to bed. I have to work at 7 AM. Whose bright idea was it to keep hospitals open on the weekend? 8:04 PM Nov 13th from TweetDeck
@allahpundit DO IT! 8:40 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck in reply to allahpundit
@freckleface2 I think that's how A.J. from the Backstreet Boys does it. 4:12 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck in reply to freckleface2
Dear people of the mall food court: I *swear* my son is yelling "FORK," it's just his 'R's aren't real strong yet. 10:57 AM Nov 12th from txt
@AmberLS11 Maybe he's holding out for stock options? 6:10 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to AmberLS11
Nothing could keep Charlotte from crying last night. Not even my threats of leaving her in a Moses basket on someone's front porch. 5:50 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
@freckleface2 ...and hazard pay. 5:27 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck in reply to freckleface2
My husband is cleaning the entire kitchen. #foreplay 6:55 PM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
To all veterans and those currently serving (and your families): THANK YOU. I love you for it. Seriously, I do. 8:58 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck
RT @CalebHowe: President Obama delivered the speech Fort Hood needed from him. Well said, well put, and important. 12:49 PM Nov 10th from web
@MickeyDee I couldn't get my shot b/c I have h1n1. My kids got theirs. Rhys has h1n1, but we didn't know that until after he got the shot. 2:06 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck in reply to MickeyDee
Nap time. I'm Sicky McSickerson. 12:06 PM Nov 9th from web

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Bio Wife. Mom of two under two. Ultrasound tech. Political junkie. #TCOT. Hoarder of lip products. All-around fun gal.