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'One time in Abbotsford I was making a snowman. Then a gang of boys came and knocked it over. I was really sad. I was just a little girl.'
about 7 hours ago
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'I will stop English from expanding. If I have to kill a lot of people I will.'
9:16 AM Nov 20th
from txt
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'It took every strength in my body not to go to the ice cream section and get peppermint ice cream.'
11:06 AM Nov 19th
from txt
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'I'm really mad at this tea for not being juice or pop.'
9:07 AM Nov 18th
from txt
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'That's what we get for Earth-Loving people. Splinters and wood-poisoning.'
8:55 AM Nov 18th
from txt
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'I like it though. When I was walking I was dry. I was like in a bubble of no wet.'
10:48 AM Nov 17th
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'I have a cramp from walking and eating.' 'You walked a block and ate 1/3 of a brownie.' 'Exactly!'
10:18 PM Nov 14th
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'They should make university like a high school. No, more like a prison. You fail if you miss two days. Up at 7 every day. That's how I roll
9:03 AM Nov 13th
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'Ahhh. My leg went to asleep...Actually it's just my foot.'
8:46 AM Nov 10th
from txt
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'Why do boys put their penises in vacuums? Where does the cum go?'
7:55 PM Nov 9th
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'I think the bunnies have been eating other bunnies. Cause they are fat. Like one bunny equals two.
10:05 PM Nov 7th
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'I don't feel bad for people without umbrellas. When it's pouring out, I don't feel bad. You just don't do it.'
6:06 PM Nov 7th
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'This is enough cheese to feed like, Rwanda.'
5:33 PM Nov 7th
from txt
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'The thinner it gets, the more worried I get. So you can forget about 'Naked Sensations.''
6:33 PM Nov 6th
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'Which part are semen? The whole thing or the fish? Are the fish the sperm?'
6:22 PM Nov 6th
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'That money would smell bad. Like vagina and semen.'
6:20 PM Nov 6th
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'I think that movie will break you. If you didn't cry during Schindler's List, you might not cry in the Horse Whisperer...'
6:20 PM Nov 6th
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'I need some sort of regeneration in my body. Do you what that means? It means food.'
1:43 PM Nov 3rd
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'I want coffee so bad I could kill babies.'
1:42 PM Nov 3rd
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'Oh I'm a grump. Scrooge plus The Grinch plus Oscar the Grouch plus Charlie Brown times Anne Frank.'
11:04 PM Nov 2nd
from txt
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- Name BJ
- Location Victoria, BC
- Web http://jstb.wordp...
- Bio These are all things/questions my girlfriend asks/says to me.
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