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  1. Cleaning out bathroom at parents' house. "New Plastic Bottle!" this has to be older than me… http://twitpic.com/upafa
  2. @moryan Exciting! Helps with the wait a bit...
  3. Granville cop directing shopping center traffic. Ohhhhh, that's why I've been waiting to get out forever.
  4. I think I'm done shopping. Did I just jinx myself?
  5. I mean, certainly don't act surprised and threatening to "whip" them doesn't make it easier. #IHateMyHomeState
  6. Here's the thing: you take a kid to Target days before Xmas, they're going to want to play with toys. Deal with it.
  7. Ok. I think I'm mentally prepared enough to venture into Retail-land. Deep breath...
  8. RT @BenWise: Mom dialed 911 instead of 411 and hung up. Within 5 minutes the hottest cop ever showed up at our door. Mom, you're the best!
  9. "Mother Nature, she's the boss." WV Gov. talking about the turnpike closure during snowstorm. #ILoveMyHomeState
  10. At the vet with Horton. Learning how to give fluids subcutaneously. Even though I can't actually pronounce subcutaneous.
  11. Awwwwww, I'm a sucker for a happy ending. #UpLateWatchingHollidayInn
  12. Also, no MLK Day. There is a sassy black maid named Mamie who sets Bing straight about women. That's equivalent, right? #HolidayInn
  13. No Labor Day celebration at the Holiday Inn...bitches! #UpLateWatchingHolidayInn
  14. Finally! It's Christmas! But not at Holiday Inn…in evil Hollywood! #UpLateWatchingHolidayInn
  15. @sabina818 I know. Our boy is not very nimble these days. But he's still kicking the dog off the couch!
  16. Fred Astaire dances with cigarette and firecrackers to celebrate freedom and the good old USA. Brilliant. #UpLateWatchingHolidayInn
  17. Feel sort of guilty that I'm down here watching TV. I need to go hang with my cat...but it's only Easter at the Holiday Inn!
  18. RT @wingoz: this game the biggest blowout in DC since Reagan/Mondale in 1984
  19. Awesome… RT @Pensburgh: If you need a recent definition of "hockey player" then take a look at Jordan Staal's face
  20. RT @penschat: Mario congrats Brodeur after game. Mike Lange does same with amazingly classy call as horn sounds. #Pens = class. That's all.