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  1. @goldenfiddle > @thighmaster
  2. mouthwash for your booty http://twitpic.com/onhyo
  3. I've ousted @goldenfiddle as the mayor mccheese of CokeWorld! let the tasting commence!
  4. Waffle House is bigger than Jesus http://twitpic.com/omq82
  5. that's what she said? http://twitpic.com/ol8o7
  6. the ATL airport bathrooms smell like peaches, not to be confused with the 80s record store of the same name
  7. if I'm in Georgia, does that automatically make it on my mind or does a new state take its place like, Arkansauce?
  8. LGA is NY's ugliest, yet bestest airport. if they flew international and gave away free hand jobs and biscuits, I'd consider living here
  9. very suspicious!! http://bit.ly/4fMFpQ
  10. nuttin beats biznatches beating on each other, whilst playin sports http://espn.go.com/video/cl... (via sum dude on my soccerteam)
  11. headin 2 ATL 2nite. whos gonna greet me @ the airport w/a bucket of fried chicken, a basket of peaches & a copy of Gone w/Da Wind on HD-DVD?
  12. ps - and Paula Patton can be my 5 star general anytime
  13. PRECIOUS is big little stuff, STARE @ GOATS is funny & thats about it + Hal Holbrook is grumpy & awesome http://tinyurl.com/goatzzzz
  14. earth girls are sleazy
  15. the karaoke selections and performances in the 'A Benihana Christmas' episode #DunderMifflinHoF
  16. Madonna/Gorillaz - Hung Up/Feel Good Inc mash-up still got the skills to pay the bill$ and thrill the chill dill mill 9reals
  17. coats are for wusses, and paint and turn and Ben, sorta
  18. justin case/gage you missed it somewhere else: Princess Leia & stunt double in metal slave bras, chillin http://tinyurl.com/metalbra
  19. real champ of the nite is me 4 sewing a button onto me patalones. kids, make sure u pay attention in Home Ec. wait, does HE still exist?
  20. I'm kinda gonna miss hearing those foot stomps from my neighbors above