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  1. wait Burger King sells something called Funnel Cake sticks??!?!???!!! #maybethereisaGawdafterall
  2. if Joseph Gordy Levitt and James Franco merged into one person it would possibly make up for the loss of Heath Ledger
  3. SNL digital shorts need to be brought out back and shot in the head
  4. still hoping for a Saints/Bungles super bowl. also still hoping for a Redskins/Browns super bowl. also still hoping for peace on earth
  5. how is (DC TV film 'critic') Arch Campbell still employed? even though we hate, one of my fantasy teams is named the ArchCampbell SoupNazis
  6. starting bickering w/me mum cause we're too much alike, cept she doesnt play loose with words & isn't obssessed w/boobs #MussEscapeMD
  7. JACKASS 3-D set for release in October 2010!!!! finally, something else to look forward to next year besides US curling domination!!
  8. gettin all cabin feverish by being snowed in with my folks. hoping the fever turns to jungle or Johnny
  9. I prayed for a hand job, not a snow job #willIbestuckinMaryland4eva?
  10. ?s: y new Swell Season album be so borings? should I start Romo or Farve? where JCameron go from here? who flung poo? was it IP Freely?
  11. gr8 toilet read: SI's article on punters http://tinyurl.com/SIpunters #RayGuybelongsintheHoF #GirlsJustWantToHavePunt
  12. finally got around to seeing FUNNY PEOPLE. first hourish = bestest Apatown offering yet. second hourish = mo forgettable than Sarah Marshall
  13. also, if SKIN is playing in your area, it's a MUSSSSSSS, like sippin on egg nogg and nipples
  14. movies recommended for the holidays: AVATAR, WHITE RIBBON (to be reviewed), SINGLE MAN & BROKEN EMBRACES. dont 5get to skip NINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. runnin out of movies 2c w/da folks on Xmas. left on me list: UP IN THE AIR, CRAZY HEART, BROTHERS, INVICTUS. still want 2c SERIOUS MAN again
  16. Albert gets let out of the can in YOUNG VICTORIA http://tinyurl.com/youngvicky and tits all good... w/o any tits on display
  17. how the hell are the Colts favored only by a FG? something fishy goings on there. someone contact Jimmy The Greek from beyond the grave
  18. All Day I Dream About Saldana
  19. AVATAR, far from AVATARed!!! our review http://thighswideshut.org/2009/12/into-blue-lagoonies.html
  20. just confirmed, @E4Misfits is AWESOMESZZZZSS!!!!!! RT: @E4Misfits Just confirmed. There WILL be another series! http://bit.ly/7ryuox