thezompus
- It's like that Chinese proverb about the farmer who can't get bamboo to grow in his own garden.about 4 hours ago from web
- I find it mildly humorous that Yahoo, keepers of a search engine, has a search feature on their web mail that DOESN'T WORK.about 4 hours ago from web
- Days like this, I think of the air as more entropic than actually warm. We need to sort this air out with MACHINERY.about 7 hours ago from web
- Like, the last time I felt this hot I moved all my possessions up a flight of stairs. In August.about 20 hours ago from TwitterFox
- Did I mention it's really hot?about 20 hours ago from web
- @neilhimself Is that President Ahmadinejad in the middle there? He seems shorter in real life.11:28 AM Jul 11th from web in reply to neilhimself
- Oof. Should have stopped at half a burrito.2:20 PM Jul 10th from web
- @holmac3 I thought that said "Fail River" at first. And, thus I thought, "Well, naturally it burned down."1:05 PM Jul 10th from web in reply to holmac3
- @cscannella You're welcome. I lament the fact that having that song in one's head doesn't make one move or work faster.8:45 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to cscannella
- The Benny Hill theme song is stuck in my head this morning. And now it's stuck in yours too.8:31 AM Jul 10th from web
- @cscannella I'm going to have to go ahead and steal that idea from you. Yeahhh, that'd be greaaaaat.4:56 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to cscannella
- @micheleboyd Hahahaha4:00 PM Jul 9th from web in reply to micheleboyd
- Facepalm time! Today it's "Who designed this pile of crap?"12:02 PM Jul 9th from web
- Dear twitter spammers, my twitter page is not a glorified RSS feed.9:38 AM Jul 9th from web
- @Beshter The last time the womens' restroom toilet got clogged he accused our admin person of flushing tampons down the toilet.9:37 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to Beshter
- @Z303 Heh, I actually bookmarked them to remind myself to watch them later. Youtube wasn't loading last night for some reason.9:36 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to Z303
- @Beshter Yes. I <3 the office slum...I mean landlord.5:08 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to Beshter
- "Here's my handyman's phone number. He never answers his phone, has no email, and doesn't speak English."5:04 PM Jul 8th from web
- @dragonflylass More like, "Zompus and I spoke on the phone and he said he would...." and I'm like, "Wait, what?"4:39 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to dragonflylass
- No, we will not do your work for you.4:33 PM Jul 8th from web
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