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  1. @Kungfus0n amazing rendition of Ms. New Booty tonight! 13 minutes ago from web in reply to Kungfus0n
  2. if you aren't doing anything wrong.. why would you block it? Stupid. So stupid. One day I won't care. 14 minutes ago from web
  3. @k_seriously pop it lock it... 14 minutes ago from web in reply to k_seriously
  4. Karaoke tonight? Perhaps! about 8 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. Miami next weekend!!! Just what the doc ordered! Haha about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter
  6. And so it is... about 21 hours ago from UberTwitter
  7. Why do guys wear acid wash jeans? 10:03 PM Jan 5th from UberTwitter
  8. 'I had a fisher price pool table growing up ' really??? Lol slomo has got game!! 9:41 PM Jan 5th from UberTwitter
  9. Ocean city in August woohoo! 2:17 PM Jan 5th from UberTwitter
  10. eating salad while watching skinny people is a great thinspiration. 1:19 PM Jan 5th from web
  11. ughhhhhhh.... COMCAST!! I just paid you... why are you being LAME??!!??? o.O 10:59 AM Jan 5th from web
  12. @AgentShawnee so true.. ah to be young.. 1:05 AM Jan 5th from web in reply to AgentShawnee
  13. Idk why but I like The Secret Life of an American Teenager. A lot. Idk... I need to calm myself. 12:32 AM Jan 5th from web
  14. I love it when a 14 yr old boy can sing about putting a girl first, but some 20somethings can't even put that thought in their heads. 12:03 AM Jan 5th from web
  15. I want to rewind my life or fast forward it or even pause it so I can breathe a little easier. These days are so long, and they get harder. 11:57 PM Jan 4th from web
  16. This guy looks like a virgin and that guy likes dick. Rofl!! Rakhi!! 10:17 PM Jan 4th from UberTwitter
  17. No hooker I am not backing out of the spot. I eat in the car sometimes geez!! 5:03 PM Jan 4th from UberTwitter
  18. ROFL http://perezhilton.com/2010-01-04-michael-ceras-jersey-shore-makeover 3:59 PM Jan 4th from web
  19. this whole thing is going to suck, but at least I've been true to me.. 3:00 PM Jan 4th from web
  20. worst headache.. it's the mental poison leaving me.. mad shit to do this week.. back to a working civilization... 11:58 PM Jan 3rd from web