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  1. "Knob" Truck to follow Debt Truck. Stephen Smith launched Labor's answer to the Libs Debt Truck in Perth today. Pictures of Malcolm Turnbull
  2. Hotel defecations "swept under the carpet". 4 Corners reports that 8 out of 10 rugby league and 3 out of 10 AFL players have defecated on
  3. Sailors also had competition to sleep with dugongs. On top of recent allegations that Navy sailors competed to sleep with the most female co
  4. Rick James to play Rusty James in remake of Rumblefish. Spokesperson for James said that Rusty's brother's colour blindness was the spur tha
  5. Premier lashes out at lottery winners. "South Australians winning lotto is like flushing money down the toilet! Colin Barnett's outburst has
  6. ABC TV news Michael Jackson stunt? http://bit.ly/2JbWP
  7. Ice Hotel toilet fails health inspection. A solid ice urinal was rejected as inspectors could cut their names on it while urinating. Hot
  8. Uri Geller - Every spoon in the house bent spontaneously at the moment of his passing. Long time Michael Jackson friend, Uri Geller vowed
  9. Johnny Farnham slams dead Michael Jackson. "I'm still King of Pop! Marcia Hynes & I have been king and queen of pop since 1977. Regicide ha
  10. Last squash player dies. The squash craze that began in the 1970s has ended with the death of John Baskin, who spent his last years hitting
  11. Ch 9 will broadcast Two and a Half Men 24 hours a day from next week. "We didn't think viewers were getting enough of the wacky crew" said D
  12. Turnbull discovers Hitler diaries in drawer. Opposition leader Malcom Turnbull has confirmed he is in discussion with German publishers to
  13. Singapore Govt admits, National Service really IS about shooting Malaysians. "Who else would we want to kill?" asks Defence Ministr Teo Chee
  14. Carlton FC paid millions to Melbourne women "in case they might be raped" by footballers. 1 in 3 women in Melbourne received $1000 ahead of
  15. Buddha's face seen in painting of Jesus. Buddhists flocked to Holy Trinity church Perth, filling it for the 1st time in 30 years.The face of
  16. Hand Jive, a teen drink made from hand clean gel & coke has killed again. Ironically the gel was imported to wash hands against swine flu b
  17. Drink craze claims first deaths. Two students who drank a mixture of hand sanitising gel and diet coke, known as "Hand Jive" on the streets
  18. Book now for "Love is a Battlefield" Camp. Release your inner Pat Benetar at Point Peron this Friday Night! No time wasters or wankers.
  19. Star sign determines "belt position" Whether a man goes "Highpant" or "gut overhang" can be mapped to his astrological sign. Virgos & Gemi
  20. Big Ted "stuffed with heroin". Childhood museum curators were shocked to find Playschool original Big Ted full of drugs. John Waters , Noni