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  1. Pope's attacker used Twitter to locate pontiff. Pope Benedict's tweet "walking up aisle with cardinals" was used by a deranged woman to find 7:03 PM Dec 24th from TweetDeck
  2. Hyperbaric chamber raises Ponting IQ. Pressure treatment for the Aussie captains elbow has unexpectedly made him smarter. Previously a moron 2:57 PM Dec 23rd from TweetDeck
  3. Perth's C List celebrities. Who didn't quite make it in 09? http://bit.ly/7hKL4x 8:33 PM Dec 21st from TweetDeck
  4. Stieg Larsson's "widow" thankful his books mediocre, or his death would feel even worse. "The endless crappy exposition makes me gald he die 6:58 AM Dec 20th from web
  5. Brawls, orgies while Peter Holland sleeps. Edith Cowan media students admitted they often fornicated or fought whenever the ageing lecturer 6:38 AM Dec 20th from web
  6. Shaven OUT, full bush IN for 2010. Fasionista Patti Chong declares 2010 the year of the "Tiger Bush". 8:36 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  7. Retail Trade Association reports. Most common Xmas gifts requested by journos. Jumper leads. Shoe repair kits. Twine for belts. Light globes 10:11 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  8. Terrified McGowan "Crying in toilet". A Troy Buswell prank where he turned up as a swearing Santa to Mark McGowan's electoral office ended 10:01 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  9. Image of Jesus seen in Berlesconi's head injuries. Blood spatters left on the Italian PM's face after attack resemble crucified Jesus say 5:42 PM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
  10. Smoke over Perth may be "burnt pubes" FESA. Fart lighting Rockingham teenagers have been blamed for the heavy smoke haze over Perth. Invers 5:15 PM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
  11. Rockingham will defy sea level rise - McGowan. Despite Troy Buswell calling him "The new Cnut". Oposition milktoast Mark McGowan said sea l 5:04 PM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
  12. Ray Martin's autobiography on Midday Show years. "Simon Gallagher wanted something I just couldn't give. John Michael Howson.-A hideous toad 9:07 PM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  13. Ray Martin Autobiog tells all about 60 Minutes . Claims Jana Wendt's "sleepy" style was due to "mental retardation". She had a drool bucket 8:34 PM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  14. #toolieattack Can't hold out much longer. Fruity Lexia relaxing schoolie thighs.Toolies overrun the perimeter. Pre rolled joints! Noooooo! 6:12 AM Dec 13th from web
  15. Toolies break police lines at Dunsborough, Cottesloe & Marg River. Premier advises Schoolies- Keep your vaginas "under wraps" until order is 5:58 AM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  16. 11 VC's awarded As Rottnest Police repel force of 7000 Toolies. An Impi of Toolies attacked the compound at dawn. Front rank FIRE! Middle ra 5:38 AM Dec 13th from web
  17. NATO initiates "Don't ask don't tell" policy for Furries as long as they can fit their uniforms on. A furry NATO forces rep said "Yiff yiff 12:18 AM Dec 13th from TweetDeck
  18. "You be the Princess, I'll be the throne." Tiger's desperate love plea to wife. 11:43 PM Dec 12th from TweetDeck
  19. Chinese Mallee roots flood local market. Threaten local clock/barometer market 4:56 PM Dec 11th from TweetDeck
  20. Schoolie fights off sex crazed Toolie - Manages to hold onto slab of Bacardi Breezers throughout attack. Dunsborough police confirmed the 8:12 PM Dec 10th from TweetDeck