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  1. If I was Sheryl Crow, I'd kick Lance Armstrong in the nut.
  2. @budweiserplease Instead you get Christmas trees.
  3. Was griping so much about active intestinal cultures that I almost missed the Mall fireworks.
  4. Activia ads need to be banned for my sanity alone.
  5. @nerdette Real World DC makes the baby Jebus cry. And drink Jamesons in the hot tub.
  6. @Neilochka DC here!
  7. Good Humor truck playing Love Story theme? Disturbing. In that it appeals to me.
  8. Old Bay under fingernails. Yummy.
  9. See also: where they keep all men over 35 in Arlington.
  10. Seriously, the Rosslyn metro must be located at least six miles underground.
  11. @kristysf Aw, happy birthday sweet girl! Am checking in regularly for the baby. And the pancakes.
  12. Flat soda is maddening.
  13. Hoping the day involves baked beans. Le nom.
  14. @KingMonkeyPants Oh my sweet, sweet novice.
  15. What a beautiful day for independence and crabs.
  16. Have gotten myself worked into an e-tizzy.
  17. @GrabMoL oh my dear - lovely to see you!
  18. Not to mention fruit dipped in chocolate and sin.
  19. Pondering why every day can't involve a Jonas Bros. extended movie viewing experience.
  20. Hot damn I'm a nerd.