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  1. This Black Friday thing isn't so bad from my couch. 12 minutes ago from web
  2. @lauriewrites Who is Cheyenne Jackson? Was he with the Dough Boy? about 18 hours ago from mobile web
  3. Will now return to being positive. about 19 hours ago from mobile web
  4. There is no worse lip synching than in this parade. Seriously. Britney houses these clowns. about 19 hours ago from mobile web
  5. @jurgen_nation I once ate Chef Boyardee bought at a NC 7-11 for Thanksgiving Dinner. #truestory 7:07 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to jurgen_nation
  6. I'm thankful for being able to interact with all of you fine people while still in my underwear. #tweetsgiving 6:56 AM Nov 25th from web
  7. @jurgen_nation EMBRACE THE CELINE! Welcome to the circle, my friend. Try not to fight it; it only reinforces her histrionics *beatingchest* 10:46 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to jurgen_nation
  8. @borneochica Putting on tap shoes. I only wear a tutu for a chosen few. I hope you're appreciating this. 9:25 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to borneochica
  9. Anyone want to head to Destin for the day? Am thinking sand and sun are in order. 8:04 AM Nov 24th from web
  10. @KingMonkeyPants Oh don't judge. No one knows better in middle school. 6:49 AM Nov 24th from mobile web
  11. @KingMonkeyPants Only the keg tub. Those cold plastic edges keep a girl wide awake. 6:44 AM Nov 24th from mobile web
  12. There should be some kind of contraption that can shower you while you're still in bed. 4:16 AM Nov 24th from web
  13. @KingMonkeyPants I bought you one of these: http://www.botjunkie.com/20... 1:35 PM Nov 23rd from web
  14. @KingMonkeyPants I wonder if Mossad uses drones. Male bees or boring agents? YOUR CALL. 1:22 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to KingMonkeyPants
  15. @KingMonkeyPants Yes, it was a crossover episode. Pretty sure it was Mork and Squiggy. 12:41 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to KingMonkeyPants
  16. @mammaloves Aw! I'll be with my fam Friday night. And you know I love both you and your firepit. 12:05 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to mammaloves
  17. @KingMonkeyPants I'm pretty sure that translates to "Nanu Nanu." #pleasesayyougetthatreference #shazbot 12:04 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to KingMonkeyPants
  18. @KingMonkeyPants Taut to do what? #it'sspelledCHANNUKKAHH 11:49 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to KingMonkeyPants
  19. @KingMonkeyPants Tautology totes requires double Ds. #batteries 11:44 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to KingMonkeyPants
  20. @KingMonkeyPants Grinder? I'm pretty sure that's what you do with your hooker, not what you call her. 11:15 AM Nov 23rd from web in reply to KingMonkeyPants