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  1. This Black Friday thing isn't so bad from my couch.
  2. @lauriewrites Who is Cheyenne Jackson? Was he with the Dough Boy?
  3. Will now return to being positive.
  4. There is no worse lip synching than in this parade. Seriously. Britney houses these clowns.
  5. @jurgen_nation I once ate Chef Boyardee bought at a NC 7-11 for Thanksgiving Dinner. #truestory
  6. I'm thankful for being able to interact with all of you fine people while still in my underwear. #tweetsgiving
  7. @jurgen_nation EMBRACE THE CELINE! Welcome to the circle, my friend. Try not to fight it; it only reinforces her histrionics *beatingchest*
  8. @borneochica Putting on tap shoes. I only wear a tutu for a chosen few. I hope you're appreciating this.
  9. Anyone want to head to Destin for the day? Am thinking sand and sun are in order.
  10. @KingMonkeyPants Oh don't judge. No one knows better in middle school.
  11. @KingMonkeyPants Only the keg tub. Those cold plastic edges keep a girl wide awake.
  12. There should be some kind of contraption that can shower you while you're still in bed.
  13. @KingMonkeyPants I bought you one of these: http://www.botjunkie.com/20...
  14. @KingMonkeyPants I wonder if Mossad uses drones. Male bees or boring agents? YOUR CALL.
  15. @KingMonkeyPants Yes, it was a crossover episode. Pretty sure it was Mork and Squiggy.
  16. @mammaloves Aw! I'll be with my fam Friday night. And you know I love both you and your firepit.
  17. @KingMonkeyPants I'm pretty sure that translates to "Nanu Nanu." #pleasesayyougetthatreference #shazbot
  18. @KingMonkeyPants Taut to do what? #it'sspelledCHANNUKKAHH
  19. @KingMonkeyPants Tautology totes requires double Ds. #batteries
  20. @KingMonkeyPants Grinder? I'm pretty sure that's what you do with your hooker, not what you call her.