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  1. @neechers http://twitter.com/neechers...
  2. @JPSalamanca Why do you hate me? All I have is love for you. A bromantic crush that will never die until the sands of time fade away.
  3. Fortune Cookie of the Day: "You will soon gain something you have always wanted." Looks like I don't need these estrogen pills anymore. Woo!
  4. @khayadlanga I wish you were at the top... of me. *blushes and feels awkward*
  5. @DoseofPhil F*** you, you piece of motherf***ing sh**. (Like that?!)
  6. @Peter_APM Sure thing. I'll send them to you by Thursday. Yay.
  7. I apologize to those who I've made fun of for no apparent reason. I beg for your forgiveness.
  8. "In 2 1/2 years me and you are definitely gonna meet up...And I don't mean covering our bodies in sandwich meat..." WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
  9. "hey tony, random question have you ever had anal sex before?" Remind me to never go onto Facebook Chat ever again.
  10. @Ev4sIoN Thanks, Jon. You're the only one who does. Let's be besties!!! *hugz*
  11. The awkward part is that she's like 16. We only hung out though! I swearz. But of course, no one will believe me. *heavy sigh*
  12. The other day, I dreamed of a person who used to make videos on YT. I forget the username, but I know you follow me. PinkLemon something.
  13. C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
  14. Girls from the Netherlands are weird. Hm. I guess girls from Neverland are also weird. And I guess girls on my nether regions are a delight.
  15. OH S***. YESTERDAY WAS FATHER'S DAY!!
  16. I'm... back...?
  17. Haven't tweeted in 2 days. Must put something. Link to new video? Sure. http://bit.ly/IgxAW Okay, bye.
  18. I think my camera's dying. I see wavy lines on my files as if the lens is melting. YOU: Your camera's broken because of your face! A-oh!
  19. Woke up to find out that my cell was under me and that I had rolled over it and answered a robot telemarketer call that lasted 5.5 hours. :D
  20. I want to hold you in my arms and never let go. -It's sad that when you hear that specifically from me, it sounds creepy. : (