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Fortune Cookie of the Day: "You will soon gain something you have always wanted." Looks like I don't need these estrogen pills anymore. Woo!10:30 AM Jul 2ndfrom web
I apologize to those who I've made fun of for no apparent reason. I beg for your forgiveness.11:38 AM Jun 29thfrom web
"In 2 1/2 years me and you are definitely gonna meet up...And I don't
mean covering our bodies in sandwich meat..." WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!7:12 PM Jun 27thfrom web
"hey tony, random question have you ever had anal sex before?" Remind me to never go onto Facebook Chat ever again.2:25 PM Jun 27thfrom web
The awkward part is that she's like 16. We only hung out though! I swearz. But of course, no one will believe me. *heavy sigh*1:22 AM Jun 27thfrom web
The other day, I dreamed of a person who used to make videos on YT. I forget the username, but I know you follow me. PinkLemon something.1:21 AM Jun 27thfrom web
Girls from the Netherlands are weird. Hm. I guess girls from Neverland are also weird. And I guess girls on my nether regions are a delight.11:51 AM Jun 23rdfrom web
I think my camera's dying. I see wavy lines on my files as if the lens is melting. YOU: Your camera's broken because of your face! A-oh!4:53 PM Jun 17thfrom web
Woke up to find out that my cell was under me and that I had rolled over it and answered a robot telemarketer call that lasted 5.5 hours. :D10:59 AM Jun 17thfrom web
I want to hold you in my arms and never let go. -It's sad that when you hear that specifically from me, it sounds creepy. : (8:55 PM Jun 14thfrom web
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