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theurbansherpa

  1. was thinking of selling his soul on eBay, but is having trouble picking the appropriate category. Collectibles? Antiques? Accessories?
  2. is experiencing the most severe chocolate withdrawal. Anyone ever take a spoonful of cocoa?
  3. Oh, Tiger -- there goes the Lasik endorsement...
  4. While home for the holidays, Johnny went by his old MySpace account. It was smaller than he'd remembered.
  5. has some new Google Wave invites, if anyone wants one.
  6. is like a glorious grand piano, and the lid is closed and the key is thrown away.
  7. can hear far-away, muffled Christmas carols coming from the overloud stereo of a parked car somewhere down the block. It's arrived.
  8. ate less than you did.
  9. never much cared for turkey (but is nonetheless thankful for many people, circumstances, things, and foods).
  10. never much cared for turkey.
  11. Flannel sheets, blanket, comforter, quilt, and me in no hurry to go anywhere.
  12. could listen to these fucked-up, distorted, atonal violins all night. They're like the cries of dangerous angels.
  13. wonders if it's unhealthy to remember one's motorcycle crash nostalgically.
  14. Cold sweat is good for the soul. But bad for the undershirt.
  15. just checked the mirror, and it's true: there's almost no booty back there whatsoever! #buttless
  16. has had The Sound of Music stuck in his head all day. Is it Thanksgiving, or what?
  17. @kipfagan aw, heck: your IQ probably IS better than ours...
  18. Finding the outside world more or less as he'd left it, he pulled a hasty retreat, and went back to bed.
  19. @skybondsor We're duty-bound to help our loved ones learn. And if they won't, then remember: they were never your friends.
  20. @loreleyzlotz endlessly seeking revenge for the cuts inflicted by the cruel boys out by the wood shed