theurbansherpa
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was thinking of selling his soul on eBay, but is having trouble picking the appropriate category. Collectibles? Antiques? Accessories?
about 11 hours ago
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is experiencing the most severe chocolate withdrawal. Anyone ever take a spoonful of cocoa?
about 13 hours ago
from TweetDeck
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Oh, Tiger -- there goes the Lasik endorsement...
about 13 hours ago
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While home for the holidays, Johnny went by his old MySpace account. It was smaller than he'd remembered.
about 13 hours ago
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has some new Google Wave invites, if anyone wants one.
about 19 hours ago
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is like a glorious grand piano, and the lid is closed and the key is thrown away.
about 23 hours ago
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can hear far-away, muffled Christmas carols coming from the overloud stereo of a parked car somewhere down the block. It's arrived.
9:35 PM Nov 26th
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ate less than you did.
8:25 PM Nov 26th
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never much cared for turkey (but is nonetheless thankful for many people, circumstances, things, and foods).
9:23 AM Nov 26th
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never much cared for turkey.
9:19 AM Nov 26th
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Flannel sheets, blanket, comforter, quilt, and me in no hurry to go anywhere.
5:48 AM Nov 26th
from TweetDeck
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could listen to these fucked-up, distorted, atonal violins all night. They're like the cries of dangerous angels.
9:08 PM Nov 25th
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wonders if it's unhealthy to remember one's motorcycle crash nostalgically.
7:59 PM Nov 25th
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Cold sweat is good for the soul. But bad for the undershirt.
1:27 PM Nov 25th
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just checked the mirror, and it's true: there's almost no booty back there whatsoever!
12:04 PM Nov 25th
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has had The Sound of Music stuck in his head all day. Is it Thanksgiving, or what?
10:34 AM Nov 25th
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@ aw, heck: your IQ probably IS better than ours...
10:08 AM Nov 25th
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in reply to kipfagan
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Finding the outside world more or less as he'd left it, he pulled a hasty retreat, and went back to bed.
12:58 PM Nov 24th
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@ We're duty-bound to help our loved ones learn. And if they won't, then remember: they were never your friends.
12:57 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to skybondsor
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@ endlessly seeking revenge for the cuts inflicted by the cruel boys out by the wood shed
12:57 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to loreleyzlotz
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