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  1. phone call from the peeps for an afternoon ride...is injecting gatorade dangerous? #screwed #hanginglikeamofo
  2. headache...check, sour stomach...check, memories of me acting a fool last night...ehr fuzzy. Let the hangover commence.
  3. the Macy's parade is much more watchable on mute.
  4. adios wisco, see ya in few weeks. think snow! #fb
  5. There may be no greater feeling than resigning from a job you loathe. #unemployed
  6. @that_bat - thanks to you, my new band is fauxbonaduce.I'll try to work lemons and "the assaliant" into a song title.
  7. I'm sorry but I'd rather sodomize myself with a curling iron than listen to country music
  8. alright insomnia, here I come.
  9. john bonham is playing moby dick for real!
  10. headed back to wisco in the am. my southern cycling adventure is over. i need to move back here. #nomaswisco
  11. maybe the @velonews staff is snowed in? thanks @universalsports RT: http://bit.ly/38gU4T
  12. and just when you think rock racing is in the past tense www.neilbrowne.com reports this. #procycling #whogivesaratsasspros
  13. Looks like I'm riding in the rain today...which is fine since it's 70 degrees.
  14. Nice spin in the AR.
  15. Drinking coffee and planning a bike ride. Looking forward to a nice warm day here in LR. #wisconsinsucksmoosewang
  16. Hanging out with the fam. Off for some Mexican and then an afternoon ride.
  17. @iamtedking - I dunno ted, the french are assholes.
  18. @That_Bat -drinking what? <gag>
  19. @compcyclistroad - ryanair will be cheap but don't confuse "cheap" with "good value." it's NOT the Southwest of europe.
  20. Just filled my gas tank and realized that my wallet was back in my office. FML. They actually said that "this happens all the time."