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  1. is on a European tour. Yesterday Utrecht, today A'dam, Tues in Copenhagen, then Friday in Hay (Wales). If Bon Jovi was an art critic...
  2. is speaking tonight in A'dam at De Brakke Grond. 21.00 "Confessions of an Art Critic: why does everyone hate me?"
  3. @biggizzle thanks for coming. glad u enjoyed my efforts to kick some billionaire butt
  4. is 'lecturing' to 80 21-year-old Dutch art history students in Utrecht at 7.30. I will try to concentrate on the facts, promise
  5. @artsafari if u r not twittering, could you change your name or delete your accoung, because I'd love to use the artsafari name
  6. 's acclaimed doco "The Great Contemporary Art Bubble" has been updated and will go out on Arte on Nov 19th and BBC4 on 25th Nov at 9pm.
  7. loved meeting Gustav Metzger. He's a crustie Lenin. I think the way the Metzger show followed Koons at the Serpentine is very zeitgeist
  8. is off to meet Gustav Metzger and is wondering what he going to smell like
  9. is back in the edit updating the 90 minute version of The Great Contemporary Art Bubble
  10. thinks everything is too big to fail. The banks are too big to fail. Capitalism is too big to fail, The Damien Hirst auction was too big ...
  11. @Hatulsky Thanks for coming. Watch me bust some billionaire butt tomorrow in the Tel Aviv Cinematheque at 13.00!
  12. hung out with a brilliant Israeli photographer -Sharon Yaari - kinda post-colour photog/y return to Black & White with Gursky-size prints
  13. hung out with a really good Israeli artist today. Michal Helfman. Kinda retro-modernism with biblical myths and pole-dancing.
  14. Damiens on the cheap! U can now buy work 'sold' at the Sotheby's auction for 50% off at ... the next Sotheby's auction. http://bit.ly/2xTli4
  15. watched the BBC's doco on Warren Buffet and thought it was bizarrely sycophantic. Don't editorial guidelines apply to billionaires?
  16. urges everyone to catch Mark Isaac's flawless documentary "Men of the City" on iplayer. An elegy. Brilliant editing by David Charap too.
  17. is off to Tel Aviv for the Art Film Festival. They are showing my Bubble film and I am giving a Masterclass 'How not to make art docos...'
  18. is enjoying reading terrible Jonathan Jones change his tune on Damien. Go compare http://bit.ly/1nhmit and http://bit.ly/2ekTqp Hello???
  19. exhibition of the week: Catherine Story at Carl Freedman. Could the really serious art critics out there please go and review this asap
  20. is updating his Contemporary Art Bubble film for rebroadcast on the BBC in November. Got a little surprise in store for Damien and Sotheby's