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  1. Gabba report: Aussies all out. Kids now playing kanga cricket. More talent than Windies' tail end. Crowd mostly captivated by beach ball.
  2. BOGAN, BOGAN, BOGAN...OI, OI, OI!!
  3. Gabba tomorrow. To drink. Maybe watch some cricket. Shirtless. With green and gold zinc cream. Wearing the Aussie flag as a cape.
  4. @TV_Rev Oh that's a very funny film indeed. Underrated. Better than his buddy's Crackerjack. Made about $2.50 at box office though. Shame.
  5. @earleyedition In no way suggesting @stilgherrian was a knob like that Whittaker. Quite the opposite. @jkerrison in there too. A who's who!
  6. The @walkleys mag has arrived! Some knob "Jason Whittaker" bleating about rubbish. Has esteemed company in @stilgherrian though...
  7. Another sorry day delivered by @Colvinius on PM. The REALLY sad thing? All this fight and heart from Malcolm is over a really CRAP bill.
  8. Yes, Steve Fielding DID just relate gay marriage to incest... Jaw-dropping.
  9. Steve Fielding: "A bloke cannot marry his brother; it is not right..A bloke cannot marry a bloke because it is not right" http://is.gd/54lc3
  10. @jacquiewart Not much of a brawler. More a 'sit in the corner and sulk' sorta guy. I really am a disgrace to my profession...
  11. ...And if we can't have a decent political hero (K-Dudd) at least we can have a really great villain. Go Tony! You can do it!
  12. REALLY excited about Mad Monk. Libs were difficult to hate under Malcolm. Too smart/sensible. Tony will make them detestable again.
  13. This is why I'll never win a Walkley...
  14. OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! It's a review about a stupid Eurovision rip-off musical. It shouldn't be this hard. JUST WRITE IT! STOP PROCRASTINATING!
  15. Peter Overton presents investigative journalism award. Foreign concept to him. I'm not sure he can operate a telephone. @walkleys
  16. Forbidden Lies is a terrific doco. Hilarious and scary in equal measure. Get it on video. Or DVD if that's your thing. #walkleys
  17. The doyen speaks. And spot on. RT @michellegrattan Would the Libs consider having a rest day, cricket style, so the onlookers can recover?
  18. I swear @annabelcrabb has been pregnant for like 12 months. She's clearly milking it. #walkleys
  19. Liz Jackson must have a billion @walkleys. She should give one to me. Please...?
  20. And now the @walkleys. When I dream, as I do each year, about one day being a real journo and getting drunk with people I hate too.