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  1. And another thing MTV...Why are you playing South Park episodes? Are you starved for content? Why not, ohh I don't know...PLAY MUSIC!
  2. After chipping in for the boss' Christmas gift you kinda feel like a Cuban kicking in for Castro's tribute statue.
  3. What Not To Do at Work Holiday Parties: http://bit.ly/8NEAat
  4. @GLBC_Cleveland @DogfishBeer @sierraNevadaCA - 'Tis the season for some great holiday beers. http://bit.ly/8NEAat
  5. Midwesterners - Make sure holiday parties are stocked with Christmas Ale this holiday party: http://bit.ly/18XHPQ (@GLBC_Cleveland)
  6. A must for any holiday party: http://bit.ly/8q0nTB
  7. The anger you must feel as a struggling script writer when Chipmunks 2 The Squeakquel comes out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7smyIP7TplM
  8. MTV you still owe us another train wreck since Angelina left. http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=13193
  9. Well played MTV. Way to take the moral high road on an Italian defamation/exploition reality show. Added a PSA for anti-female violence too
  10. Vintage clothes are very retro-chic and thus "cool". Unless its vintage underwear, then you are gross.
  11. Last night, Conan said "everyone's talkin about Avatar." We haven't heard one person talk about it other than the media. True?
  12. What kind of beer do you like? Answer correct or Dennis Hopper may kick your ass: http://bit.ly/ibIfJ
  13. Old Beer Is Funny - Hipsters & PBR >> http://bit.ly/7QOdiZ
  14. As Pee-Wee's star was imploding Benicio Del Toro's was rising. He was riveting as Duke the Dog-Faced Boy in Big Top Pee-Wee.
  15. What's the significance...? (Pee Wee Herman Returns) >> http://bit.ly/8FiQww
  16. RT @thetoiletpaper So-called comebacks: Have you seen "Struggling Actors of a Certain Age" yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpTBMtxbYcM
  17. @ProfSmitty Brilliant! "Can you say that with me? Adobe." http://bit.ly/67U6k4
  18. RT @ProfSmitty: "There are thousands of uses for corn, all of which I will tell you now." That film is genius, dark, and visually awesome.
  19. Revisit the dark and twisted genius of Paul Rueben and director Tim Burton in Pee-wee's Big Adventure. http://bit.ly/swQ0c Favorite scene?
  20. RT @thebachelorguy: How Wu-Tang Clan got their name in Best of The Toilet Paper http://bit.ly/4xTcEs