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  1. And another thing MTV...Why are you playing South Park episodes? Are you starved for content? Why not, ohh I don't know...PLAY MUSIC! 4:53 PM Dec 18th from TwitterBerry
  2. After chipping in for the boss' Christmas gift you kinda feel like a Cuban kicking in for Castro's tribute statue. 2:44 PM Dec 18th from TwitterBerry
  3. What Not To Do at Work Holiday Parties: http://bit.ly/8NEAat 1:18 PM Dec 18th from web
  4. @GLBC_Cleveland @DogfishBeer @sierraNevadaCA - 'Tis the season for some great holiday beers. http://bit.ly/8NEAat 1:18 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  5. Midwesterners - Make sure holiday parties are stocked with Christmas Ale this holiday party: http://bit.ly/18XHPQ (@GLBC_Cleveland) 1:14 PM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  6. A must for any holiday party: http://bit.ly/8q0nTB 9:50 AM Dec 18th from TweetDeck
  7. The anger you must feel as a struggling script writer when Chipmunks 2 The Squeakquel comes out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7smyIP7TplM 8:24 AM Dec 18th from web
  8. MTV you still owe us another train wreck since Angelina left. http://www.mtv.com/shows/jersey_shore/cast_member.jhtml?personalityId=13193 7:40 AM Dec 18th from web
  9. Well played MTV. Way to take the moral high road on an Italian defamation/exploition reality show. Added a PSA for anti-female violence too 5:29 AM Dec 18th from TwitterBerry
  10. Vintage clothes are very retro-chic and thus "cool". Unless its vintage underwear, then you are gross. 10:56 AM Dec 16th from TwitterBerry
  11. Last night, Conan said "everyone's talkin about Avatar." We haven't heard one person talk about it other than the media. True? 10:51 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  12. What kind of beer do you like? Answer correct or Dennis Hopper may kick your ass: http://bit.ly/ibIfJ 9:49 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  13. Old Beer Is Funny - Hipsters & PBR >> http://bit.ly/7QOdiZ 8:32 AM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  14. As Pee-Wee's star was imploding Benicio Del Toro's was rising. He was riveting as Duke the Dog-Faced Boy in Big Top Pee-Wee. 4:20 PM Dec 15th from TwitterBerry
  15. What's the significance...? (Pee Wee Herman Returns) >> http://bit.ly/8FiQww 2:03 PM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  16. RT @thetoiletpaper So-called comebacks: Have you seen "Struggling Actors of a Certain Age" yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpTBMtxbYcM 11:10 AM Dec 15th from web
  17. @ProfSmitty Brilliant! "Can you say that with me? Adobe." http://bit.ly/67U6k4 9:52 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck in reply to ProfSmitty
  18. RT @ProfSmitty: "There are thousands of uses for corn, all of which I will tell you now." That film is genius, dark, and visually awesome. 9:50 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  19. Revisit the dark and twisted genius of Paul Rueben and director Tim Burton in Pee-wee's Big Adventure. http://bit.ly/swQ0c Favorite scene? 9:42 AM Dec 15th from TweetDeck
  20. RT @thebachelorguy: How Wu-Tang Clan got their name in Best of The Toilet Paper http://bit.ly/4xTcEs 1:59 PM Dec 14th from TweetDeck
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