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  1. Einstein's legacy is that his name is now a social term for genius. Example) "Way to go Einstein, you killed all those kids!"6:53 AM Nov 7th from TwitterBerry
  2. @tomjedrz @halfmanhalfdevy @cravethought @brusinales @byoboo @wuffir Thanks for the retweets friends.6:23 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to tomjedrz
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  5. @pjg418 You rock brotha - hope you're also rocking a moustache. Live on.6:16 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to pjg418
  6. @akonk Being in love means never having to...retweet. But often we're insecure and need to hear it. Thanks!6:16 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to akonk
  7. A productive private place: http://bit.ly/1kHhNA10:41 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  8. RT @SexCigarsBooze: There is no “I” in “Team”, but there are four in “Platitude-Quoting Idiot”.10:13 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  9. When the universe was defined, a moustache was there. Watch George Bernard Shaw pay tribute to Einstein. #Movember http://bit.ly/1SKEb19:49 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
  10. There was a terrorist attack on Sesame Street. Eye witnesses heard someone yell ''ALLAH PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHS!'' Then an explosion.8:54 AM Nov 6th from TwitterBerry
  11. RT @Movember: Some MOtivation for all of you with your awkward Day 5 moustaches. Grow a Mo Save a Bro! http://bit.ly/yMX5C6:07 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
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  13. Gov. Carcieri banned prostitution in Rhode Island on Tue. Prostitution was legal in RI? How did we not know about this? http://bit.ly/hUIWs1:25 PM Nov 5th from web
  14. Roxanne - after a babe in Cyrano de Bergarac - was inspired by a prostitute Sting saw by his hotel in Paris, France. http://bit.ly/1EHf4A8:17 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
  15. Gov. Carcieri banned prostitution in Rhode Island on Tue. Prostitution was legal in RI? How did we not know about this?8:17 AM Nov 5th from web
  16. In other track suit news...http://bit.ly/2mwArs5:28 AM Nov 5th from web
  17. Man Denied First-Class Seat Due to Track Suit. Fogettaboutit! http://bit.ly/3xXzkn5:27 AM Nov 5th from web
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  19. N.H. restaurant sets largest meatball mark. N.H. is the "Live Free or Die" state. Keep eating giant meatballs and your slogan is irrelavant.10:09 AM Nov 4th from web
  20. A visionary man created the world's largest meatball this week. In honor of his contribution to humanity: http://bit.ly/2WgSw49:21 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck
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