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  1. Einstein's legacy is that his name is now a social term for genius. Example) "Way to go Einstein, you killed all those kids!"
  2. @tomjedrz @halfmanhalfdevy @cravethought @brusinales @byoboo @wuffir Thanks for the retweets friends.
  3. @diarydad Thanks for the retweets daddy-o.
  4. @heroscompanion Thanks for the retweets brother.
  5. @pjg418 You rock brotha - hope you're also rocking a moustache. Live on.
  6. @akonk Being in love means never having to...retweet. But often we're insecure and need to hear it. Thanks!
  7. A productive private place: http://bit.ly/1kHhNA
  8. RT @SexCigarsBooze: There is no “I” in “Team”, but there are four in “Platitude-Quoting Idiot”.
  9. When the universe was defined, a moustache was there. Watch George Bernard Shaw pay tribute to Einstein. #Movember http://bit.ly/1SKEb1
  10. There was a terrorist attack on Sesame Street. Eye witnesses heard someone yell ''ALLAH PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHS!'' Then an explosion.
  11. RT @Movember: Some MOtivation for all of you with your awkward Day 5 moustaches. Grow a Mo Save a Bro! http://bit.ly/yMX5C
  12. RT @happyendings: check out Happy Endings? A doc on Asian massage parlors in RI http://www.happyendingsdoc.com
  13. Gov. Carcieri banned prostitution in Rhode Island on Tue. Prostitution was legal in RI? How did we not know about this? http://bit.ly/hUIWs
  14. Roxanne - after a babe in Cyrano de Bergarac - was inspired by a prostitute Sting saw by his hotel in Paris, France. http://bit.ly/1EHf4A
  15. Gov. Carcieri banned prostitution in Rhode Island on Tue. Prostitution was legal in RI? How did we not know about this?
  16. In other track suit news...http://bit.ly/2mwArs
  17. Man Denied First-Class Seat Due to Track Suit. Fogettaboutit! http://bit.ly/3xXzkn
  18. Win a Consider It Dan NYE VIP package to see Umphrey's McGee in historic Chicago venues. http://bit.ly/1GVPIK - Sign up & get 20 UM songs.
  19. N.H. restaurant sets largest meatball mark. N.H. is the "Live Free or Die" state. Keep eating giant meatballs and your slogan is irrelavant.
  20. A visionary man created the world's largest meatball this week. In honor of his contribution to humanity: http://bit.ly/2WgSw4