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  1. Please, everybody. Use a navigation system to locate my residence. We will ingest cured meats and engage in celebration. Yes. about 12 hours ago from web
  2. Hello. Thank you for inviting me to your fancy dress party. Please allow me to casually offend both you and your infertile wife. 1:03 PM Nov 9th from web
  3. Electronic synthesized German music evokes memories of the Holocaust. Yes. 1:56 AM Nov 7th from Tweed
  4. Please understand that the current mass of my former lover does not necessarily reflect her mass during our prior lovemaking sessions. 1:35 AM Nov 6th from web
  5. I wish to engage in the sex. Please assist me in locating an emaciated young woman that is currently impersonating Tinkerbell. 8:42 AM Nov 4th from web
  6. Currently, I own four shirts. I do not understand the need for pants. Overly restrictive leg coverings interfere with a proper crip walk. 7:56 AM Nov 3rd from Tweed
  7. Please do not fear the robot apocalypse, @laxdude. 8:07 PM Nov 2nd from Tweed in reply to laxdude
  8. Yes. I am Jerry Seinfeld. Please explain the logic behind these people. 7:41 PM Nov 2nd from Tweed
  9. Yes. Physical intimacy with a whale is challenging but possible for humans. 4:19 PM Nov 2nd from web
  10. My name is Tod Perry, and I am completely hilarious. 2:54 PM Nov 2nd from web