thesycophant
- @shanknits Um... refrigerated?8:15 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to shanknits
- The later it gets in the day, the more I think/talk/tweet about sugary delights.3:48 PM Jul 8th from web
- It's a pity Robin Eggs are only available around Easter. If I could get spray-on candy coating, I'd go buy some Whoppers.3:45 PM Jul 8th from web
- The reason I only play like 2 games at a time is because Iapparently can't be bothered to swap discs out of my consoles.3:37 PM Jul 8th from web
- I'm not sure whether or not this thing I'm craving actually exists, but I'm pretty sure it's called "Cheesecake Sticks."3:34 PM Jul 8th from web
- I swear I just woke up to the sound of an ancient turtle monster's cry.6:38 AM Jun 30th from web
- The Internet in 2009: Watching a 30-second advertisement to watch a 30-second advertisement.11:49 PM Jun 19th from web
- Though I'm kind of reluctant to in light of all this important Iran stuff.1:46 PM Jun 16th from web
- Sorry, new followers I've picked up in the last month. I think I'm gonna start tweeting again.1:45 PM Jun 16th from web
- The (seemingly intentional) grammatical errors in Google ads are some cynical shit.7:26 AM Jun 1st from web
- Guys, did we care about spelling bees at all before those two dozen spelling bee movies came out five years ago?8:19 PM May 28th from web
- How many times do you think parents have named their boys Cain and Abel? Y'know, just to see what would happen.8:18 PM May 28th from web
- God has given us paper clips, so that we might not have to staple holes in shit.2:47 PM May 27th from web
- Three weeks of exercise and watching what I eat have left me wanting to deep fry everything.5:34 PM May 26th from web
- Excuse me sir, but next to yours, your wife's signature looks fucking butch.5:29 PM May 26th from web
- I totally thought these pages were stapled together. Just sent 'em FLYIN'.9:59 AM May 18th from web
- @SamRButler No, BANANA~!12:07 PM May 17th from web in reply to SamRButler
- I swear I'd tweet more if Twitter's "Remember me" box at login actually seemed to work.12:06 PM May 17th from web
- @nonesuchgarden Thanks for the follow. Checked out your website(s)--adorable comics and plushes!5:18 PM May 15th from web
- @thedoifter Happy birthday, pal/laundress!1:54 PM May 12th from web
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- Name John D. Moore
- Location Salt Lake City, UT, USA
- Web http://www.whatno...
- Bio Filmmaker, writer, cartoonist, lover of bad puns, and designer.
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