thesycophant
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I was just sitting here at work, looking at some numbers, doing math in my head. Math's pretty awesome!
9:39 AM Dec 16th
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It smells like body odor and peppers in my apartment. There's probably someone out there into that.
4:32 PM Dec 4th
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@ Cahiers du Cinema would be a nice start.
10:04 PM Nov 4th
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in reply to filthysize
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Why hasn't A Goofy Movie been acknowledged as one of the supreme cinematic achievements of the nineties?
7:01 PM Nov 4th
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Why does the airport think CNN is acceptable viewing?
7:41 PM Nov 3rd
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My last tweet exists because I was annoyed that Google couldn't find that exact phrase anywhere on the Internet.
4:04 PM Oct 26th
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Battlestar Galactica is theologically useless.
4:04 PM Oct 26th
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My automatic assumption when someone's voicemail box is full is that they're dead.
1:02 PM Oct 5th
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Looking at Facebook status updates in Sears feels kinda perverse.
1:25 PM Oct 3rd
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Serendipitously listening to ELO's "Last Train to London" while running to catch a bus = awesome.
1:14 PM Sep 17th
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I should probably start making grocery lists before shopping, instead of making a list of the things I missed when I get home.
9:04 AM Sep 10th
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@ Welcome, at last, to the world of Twitter/23rd century.
9:04 AM Sep 10th
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in reply to jsonjensen
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Guys, "I Love You Man" is one of my favorite movies of the year. I just keep thinking about it.
2:08 PM Sep 3rd
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When Gmail is down, I feel as if the bottom has fallen out of the universe.
1:20 PM Sep 1st
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@ Indeed, I have not seen Funny Face. But I have seen "Dancing in the Dark" in The Band Wagon, and that's like my favorite thing.
2:22 PM Aug 31st
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@ No Fred Astaire love? ;_____;
11:30 AM Aug 31st
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I'm not sure I put this light fixture's dome back on right and I'm pretty sure it's gonna fall down and kill me.
11:28 AM Aug 31st
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Even in dreams, carrying eight thousand dollars cash around in your wallet is a nerve-wracking experience.
8:17 AM Aug 31st
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Dear 20 clients named John, announcing "Hey John! It's John!" doesn't really help me figure out who you are.
5:52 PM Aug 27th
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Dear guy who always wears a hat, please put your hat back on.
3:52 PM Aug 27th
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- Name John D. Moore
- Location Salt Lake City, UT, USA
- Web http://www.whatno...
- Bio Filmmaker, writer, cartoonist, lover of bad puns, and designer.
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