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  1. Inflate your ballsack just like @SamuelColtXXX! It will cure your hangover! http://vb.ly/rsc
  2. Just interviewed @NashLawler. You people are going to like this one. http://vb.ly/rnk
  3. Thank you for showing me pictures of your saline-inflated scrotum at dinner last night, @SamuelColtXXX. You have a DM.
  4. @nashlawler Drama? Where? You were looking hot in your gold lamé square cut speedo last night, by the way.
  5. CruisingForSex.com just released their annual Top 10 Cruising Spots of 2009 list - http://vb.ly/rlz
  6. A porn star muscle clown photo shoot that is sort of awesome: http://vb.ly/rg4
  7. RT @Naked_Sword: Come out to Truck for Industry Happy Hour this Thursday from 6-9. All porn industry peeps get a Black Card good for... ...
  8. Thickness, hardness, length, hue and coloration, proportion, balls, skin texture, vein balance, pubes, quality of urethra - http://vb.ly/r3g
  9. A slutty local on his favorite porn star hook-ups - http://vb.ly/j8e
  10. http://twitpic.com/tjqcu - Spandex swamp ass.
  11. @jasonsechrest So cute! And terrifying.
  12. R.I.P. Dustin Michaels & Todd Welch http://vb.ly/b46
  13. For the first night of Hannukah, Avi Dar put two testicles in his mouth http://vb.ly/b1s
  14. And of course the Michael Lucas Israelis.
  15. It's the first night of Hannukah and I can't think of a single Jewish gay porn star other than Mike Dreyden. Anyone?
  16. @JRMatthewsxxx Waiting for that picture to load was the most suspenseful two seconds of the day!
  17. Today on The Sword: Erik Rhodes hates his life, David Mason hates cunting beardos and hotel managers hate your makeshift plywood gloryholes.
  18. Rape is not funny, a commenter has informed me. Sorry about that.
  19. FYI, the two hottest fuzz asses in the history of the world are: http://vb.ly/a5j (via @PaulMorrisTIM) and: http://vb.ly/a5i
  20. Deep Thought #2: When some dude online brags on and on about his dick-sucking expertise, I assume he's ugly.