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  1. Inflate your ballsack just like @SamuelColtXXX! It will cure your hangover! http://vb.ly/rsc 12:48 PM Dec 18th from web
  2. Just interviewed @NashLawler. You people are going to like this one. http://vb.ly/rnk 4:57 PM Dec 17th from web
  3. Thank you for showing me pictures of your saline-inflated scrotum at dinner last night, @SamuelColtXXX. You have a DM. 12:57 PM Dec 17th from web
  4. @nashlawler Drama? Where? You were looking hot in your gold lamé square cut speedo last night, by the way. 10:59 AM Dec 17th from web in reply to nashlawler
  5. CruisingForSex.com just released their annual Top 10 Cruising Spots of 2009 list - http://vb.ly/rlz 10:39 AM Dec 17th from web
  6. A porn star muscle clown photo shoot that is sort of awesome: http://vb.ly/rg4 11:40 AM Dec 16th from web
  7. RT @Naked_Sword: Come out to Truck for Industry Happy Hour this Thursday from 6-9. All porn industry peeps get a Black Card good for... ... 11:01 AM Dec 16th from web
  8. Thickness, hardness, length, hue and coloration, proportion, balls, skin texture, vein balance, pubes, quality of urethra - http://vb.ly/r3g 6:07 PM Dec 15th from web
  9. A slutty local on his favorite porn star hook-ups - http://vb.ly/j8e 3:31 PM Dec 15th from web
  10. http://twitpic.com/tjqcu - Spandex swamp ass. 3:48 PM Dec 14th from TwitPic
  11. @jasonsechrest So cute! And terrifying. 2:39 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to jasonsechrest
  12. R.I.P. Dustin Michaels & Todd Welch http://vb.ly/b46 10:25 AM Dec 14th from web
  13. For the first night of Hannukah, Avi Dar put two testicles in his mouth http://vb.ly/b1s 3:36 PM Dec 11th from web
  14. And of course the Michael Lucas Israelis. 9:33 AM Dec 11th from web
  15. It's the first night of Hannukah and I can't think of a single Jewish gay porn star other than Mike Dreyden. Anyone? 9:33 AM Dec 11th from web
  16. @JRMatthewsxxx Waiting for that picture to load was the most suspenseful two seconds of the day! 4:56 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to JRMatthewsxxx
  17. Today on The Sword: Erik Rhodes hates his life, David Mason hates cunting beardos and hotel managers hate your makeshift plywood gloryholes. 12:04 PM Dec 10th from web
  18. Rape is not funny, a commenter has informed me. Sorry about that. 5:16 PM Dec 9th from web
  19. FYI, the two hottest fuzz asses in the history of the world are: http://vb.ly/a5j (via @PaulMorrisTIM) and: http://vb.ly/a5i 4:25 PM Dec 8th from web
  20. Deep Thought #2: When some dude online brags on and on about his dick-sucking expertise, I assume he's ugly. 12:43 PM Dec 8th from web