TheSurrealJB
- Thank you all for the congratulations. I deserve it. Now get off my damn Twitters.about 1 hour ago from web
- 800 wins, assbags. One for every broad I've banged.about 1 hour ago from web
- Nah, it's called suckin' on my ding dong. RT @ Juli's gonna make him a "cheeseburger" tonight. Is that what the kids are calling it?about 1 hour ago from web
- @ Warm up them titties. Daddy 800 is hungry for mammary.about 2 hours ago from web
- @ I'm about to win 800 motherfucking games. What are you doing tonight, fuckhead? Is it Tonka-trucks-in-the-sandbox night?about 2 hours ago from web
- Correction, Tim Welsh. Only kicking you in the teeth will make me smile.about 2 hours ago from web
- Getting ready for the game with a strategy session between me, Bernie, Hopkins, and Jim Bean.about 5 hours ago from web
- @ Everyone needs a hobby.6:33 PM Aug 29th from web
- @ You're goddamn right it is. I just donated a gallon of semen to the National Health Institute for historical preservation.6:24 PM Aug 29th from web
- You would not believe the amount of freshman pussy I am swimming in right now. Heading over to Euclid to find me a new Baby Momma.5:08 PM Aug 26th from web
- @ I just bought a new casket for your 2009-2010 season. It's pretty nice. It came highly recommended from Billy Gillespie.9:57 AM Aug 11th from web
- @ I'm gonna start calling you "Juanita" given the way you've been cleaning house. Even I kept Sean Williams on scholarship.9:55 AM Aug 11th from web
- @ Speaking of thighs, Sugartits, I got thigh-deep in Brazilian poontang while getting Fab Melo to commit. That shit is jake!11:04 AM Aug 7th from web in reply to TheSurrealJuliB
- Hey, @. I read this and thought of you: "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style." Eat me, Sucko!10:53 AM Aug 7th from web
- @ Have you learned your lesson, son? I'm the big dog 'round these parts. Your thunder? She's mine!2:06 PM Aug 6th from web
- Inked the piss out of Fab Melo yesterday. Pretty pumped. Finally found a guy tall enough to clean my gutters.1:15 PM Aug 6th from web
- When I shit I like to pretend I'm a World War II pilot.9:36 AM Aug 3rd from web
- Payload away! Payload away!9:36 AM Aug 3rd from web
- Opening the bomb bay doors . . . .9:36 AM Aug 3rd from web
- @ The last time I had a wine cooler I broke it on the table and used it as a shiv at the 1989 Big East Media Day in New York.9:29 AM Jul 31st from web in reply to TheSurrealJTIII
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