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  1. @NotDougMarrone Glad you sacked Spence. What an assbag. He was always bugging me for Juli's baking recipes. 8:38 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to NotDougMarrone
  2. Back from scorching earth down in New York City. Wes Johnson is in straight raping mode right now. 8:01 AM Nov 21st from web
  3. Hey, Tobias Harris: Suck on my volunteers. 2:37 PM Nov 20th from web
  4. I love being in New York City. This place has everything: Culture, excellent restaurants, and room service pussy. 9:40 AM Nov 19th from web
  5. I've seen a lot in my 65 years of existence. Lots of basketball, for sure, but mostly coochie. 9:26 AM Nov 17th from web
  6. Doctor Gross came by to wish me a "Happy Birthday." I thought about stabbing him in the neck; decided to shit under his desk instead. 9:22 AM Nov 17th from web
  7. @NotDougMarrone The birthday cheese platter you gave me? In the trash, right next to Paulus' dreams. 9:20 AM Nov 17th from web
  8. I only want one thing for my birthday: Big John Thompson's head on a platter with an apple in his mouth. 7:21 AM Nov 17th from web
  9. @NotDougMarrone Stop this nonsense. Right. Now. 10:34 AM Nov 14th from web in reply to NotDougMarrone
  10. Tore the doors off Boeheim Manor last night for an epic Beer Pong tournament. Me and Old Man Fine wiped the floor with Hopkins and Murphy. 7:59 AM Nov 10th from web
  11. Thank you all for the congratulations. I deserve it. Now get off my damn Twitters. 8:14 PM Nov 9th from web
  12. 800 wins, assbags. One for every broad I've banged. 8:03 PM Nov 9th from web
  13. Nah, it's called suckin' on my ding dong. RT @Knick620 Juli's gonna make him a "cheeseburger" tonight. Is that what the kids are calling it? 7:42 PM Nov 9th from web
  14. @TheSurrealJuliB Warm up them titties. Daddy 800 is hungry for mammary. 7:17 PM Nov 9th from web
  15. @TheSurrealJTIII I'm about to win 800 motherfucking games. What are you doing tonight, fuckhead? Is it Tonka-trucks-in-the-sandbox night? 7:17 PM Nov 9th from web
  16. Correction, Tim Welsh. Only kicking you in the teeth will make me smile. 7:13 PM Nov 9th from web
  17. Getting ready for the game with a strategy session between me, Bernie, Hopkins, and Jim Bean. 3:50 PM Nov 9th from web
  18. @NunesMagician Everyone needs a hobby. 6:33 PM Aug 29th from web
  19. @NunesMagician You're goddamn right it is. I just donated a gallon of semen to the National Health Institute for historical preservation. 6:24 PM Aug 29th from web
  20. You would not believe the amount of freshman pussy I am swimming in right now. Heading over to Euclid to find me a new Baby Momma. 5:08 PM Aug 26th from web