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  1. Thank you all for the congratulations. I deserve it. Now get off my damn Twitters.
  2. 800 wins, assbags. One for every broad I've banged.
  3. Nah, it's called suckin' on my ding dong. RT @Knick620 Juli's gonna make him a "cheeseburger" tonight. Is that what the kids are calling it?
  4. @TheSurrealJuliB Warm up them titties. Daddy 800 is hungry for mammary.
  5. @TheSurrealJTIII I'm about to win 800 motherfucking games. What are you doing tonight, fuckhead? Is it Tonka-trucks-in-the-sandbox night?
  6. Correction, Tim Welsh. Only kicking you in the teeth will make me smile.
  7. Getting ready for the game with a strategy session between me, Bernie, Hopkins, and Jim Bean.
  8. @NunesMagician Everyone needs a hobby.
  9. @NunesMagician You're goddamn right it is. I just donated a gallon of semen to the National Health Institute for historical preservation.
  10. You would not believe the amount of freshman pussy I am swimming in right now. Heading over to Euclid to find me a new Baby Momma.
  11. @TheSurrealJTIII I just bought a new casket for your 2009-2010 season. It's pretty nice. It came highly recommended from Billy Gillespie.
  12. @NotDougMarrone I'm gonna start calling you "Juanita" given the way you've been cleaning house. Even I kept Sean Williams on scholarship.
  13. @TheSurrealJuliB Speaking of thighs, Sugartits, I got thigh-deep in Brazilian poontang while getting Fab Melo to commit. That shit is jake!
  14. Hey, @TheSurrealJTIII. I read this and thought of you: "If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style." Eat me, Sucko!
  15. @NotDougMarrone Have you learned your lesson, son? I'm the big dog 'round these parts. Your thunder? She's mine!
  16. Inked the piss out of Fab Melo yesterday. Pretty pumped. Finally found a guy tall enough to clean my gutters.
  17. When I shit I like to pretend I'm a World War II pilot.
  18. Payload away! Payload away!
  19. Opening the bomb bay doors . . . .
  20. @TheSurrealJTIII The last time I had a wine cooler I broke it on the table and used it as a shiv at the 1989 Big East Media Day in New York.