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  1. @WeirdoToys $48 for THAT? What the hell is it? And what keywords did you use to find it on ebay?
  2. A lamp and a Roomba doing it. RT @caputdraconis http://bit.ly/2ayTE8
  3. @MrSnacktastic Haha. A freaking hot pocket would have been better than what I attempted eating.
  4. The worst part is I tried to eat my frozen shit by spot microwaving it. And now I have the two bites I could stomach rotting in my stomach
  5. But I don't feel like going out side because it's raining and shit.
  6. Now I gotta eat some other shit for lunch.
  7. The work refrigerator froze my shit into inedible shit. I hate this shit.
  8. @lovien We were up until midnight looking at it.
  9. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Guerrilla soldiers use unorthodox tactics. Gorilla soldiers are awesome.
  10. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com
  11. RT: What if the Ninja Turtles were The Beatles? http://bit.ly/1XzaCC
  12. @WeirdoToys That dog is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.
  13. I ask one of the most important questions ever. What if the Ninja Turtles were The Beatles? http://bit.ly/1XzaCC
  14. Steven Tyler has quit Aerosmith. For the remainder of the week, the nation's strippers will swing from their poles at half-staff.
  15. @Childrenof90s She's All That came to mind first...and you included it!
  16. @Childrenof90s the title of your post today is a mouthful!
  17. Poop.
  18. @habereet Weird, I just started following @FakeAPStylebook today too!
  19. What do you expect in a country with a lack of access to healthcare and easy access to guns?
  20. Posted some pics of Halloween over on Facebook. You won't get to see 'em if we ain't friends on there. http://facebook.com/thesurf...