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  1. @WeirdoToys $48 for THAT? What the hell is it? And what keywords did you use to find it on ebay? 8:50 AM Nov 13th from web in reply to WeirdoToys
  2. A lamp and a Roomba doing it. RT @caputdraconis http://bit.ly/2ayTE8 7:41 AM Nov 13th from web
  3. @MrSnacktastic Haha. A freaking hot pocket would have been better than what I attempted eating. 10:59 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to MrSnacktastic
  4. The worst part is I tried to eat my frozen shit by spot microwaving it. And now I have the two bites I could stomach rotting in my stomach 10:10 AM Nov 12th from web
  5. But I don't feel like going out side because it's raining and shit. 10:09 AM Nov 12th from web
  6. Now I gotta eat some other shit for lunch. 10:08 AM Nov 12th from web
  7. The work refrigerator froze my shit into inedible shit. I hate this shit. 10:08 AM Nov 12th from web
  8. @lovien We were up until midnight looking at it. 10:37 AM Nov 11th from web in reply to lovien
  9. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Guerrilla soldiers use unorthodox tactics. Gorilla soldiers are awesome. 10:35 AM Nov 11th from web
  10. http://www.peopleofwalmart.com 7:19 AM Nov 11th from web
  11. RT: What if the Ninja Turtles were The Beatles? http://bit.ly/1XzaCC 6:12 AM Nov 10th from web
  12. @WeirdoToys That dog is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. 6:46 PM Nov 9th from web
  13. I ask one of the most important questions ever. What if the Ninja Turtles were The Beatles? http://bit.ly/1XzaCC 6:45 PM Nov 9th from web
  14. Steven Tyler has quit Aerosmith. For the remainder of the week, the nation's strippers will swing from their poles at half-staff. 12:19 PM Nov 9th from web
  15. @Childrenof90s She's All That came to mind first...and you included it! 6:22 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to Childrenof90s
  16. @Childrenof90s the title of your post today is a mouthful! 6:21 AM Nov 9th from web in reply to Childrenof90s
  17. Poop. 11:50 AM Nov 6th from web
  18. @habereet Weird, I just started following @FakeAPStylebook today too! 11:35 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to habereet
  19. What do you expect in a country with a lack of access to healthcare and easy access to guns? 11:28 AM Nov 6th from web
  20. Posted some pics of Halloween over on Facebook. You won't get to see 'em if we ain't friends on there. http://facebook.com/thesurf... 5:56 PM Nov 5th from web
  • Name The Surfing Pizza
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  • Bio Life enthusiast. Writes The Surfing Pizza Dot Com. Hates salad that comes out of a bag.
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